CELEBRITY x FASHION: THE BRIT AWARDS – PART DEUX

There were many egos – justified and not on the Brits red carpet last night.

Florence Welch on the red carpet in Alexander McQueen

Florence Welch is a bonafide high fashion Barbie these days. Normal clothes just don’t look right on her. She needs ethereal, alien-wear.

Florence Welch on stage in Alexander McQueen

However I did feel, as much as J’ADORE Alexander McQueen, three floaty looks, was overkill.

Florence Welch at the Brits after-party in, you guessed it, Alexander McQueen.

She looked like the life cycle of a jellyfish by the time she got to the after party. There are other designers, Florence. And that hair is far too dark, move away from the brunette direction and go back to the fire.

Kylie embraced CEO-wife-chic for the evening.

Oh dear. Kylie has crossed over. She’s a lady. Madonna hasn’t even gone there yet. It’s hard to believe this is YSL – it looks like a gown available in any local ladies boutique.

Paloma Faith thought that print might draw the eye away from her brows. Not happening, love.

I can’t see what Paloma Faithi is wearing. Those eyebrows have seized my eyeballs. I’m told it’s D&G.

There was a sad parade of ex-X-Factor stars last night. Let’s judge them!

Busier than the backdrop, it's Little Mix wearing everything available to them.

That’s not Little Mix that’s a big mix. I don’t have time to dissect all these looks but I’m pretty sure every trend, colour, print and texture is represented. This is what happens when you’ve been dressed up like Bratz dolls for 13 weeks.

Would someone please beam Alexandra Burke's dress back up to the mothership?

Someone needs to stage an intervention with Alexandra Burke’s ego. This dress is insane. I can’t see Gisele working this. Maybe Florence.

This look is done and done again, my dear.

I appreciate Caroline Flack’s outfit but this look was done to death in 2011,  Eva Herzigova in Cannes and Diane Kruger at some InStyle no-reason-event for example. Love the dip-dyed lions mane and the Burberry clutch, but 5-year-old-boy-in-society-family-portrait and sexy TV presenter – never the twain should meet.

Say hello to mommy's girls.

Is Holly Willoughby old enough to have a mid-life crisis yet?

If you missed it, check out The Brits Fashion – Part One. Rihanna, Emelie Sande and Lana Del Rey get the BOHOMOTH treatment.

Photo credits: AP & Getty

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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4 Responses to CELEBRITY x FASHION: THE BRIT AWARDS – PART DEUX

  1. Caroline Flack always wears the same outfit. I adore Florence welch’s stage dress.

    Great post!

  2. Great post, I’ve bookmarked this page and have a feeling I’ll be returning to it often.

  3. Pingback: CELEBRITY x FASHION: SCRUFF BAGS R-PATZ & K-STEW AVOID PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF INFECTION AT COACHELLA – BOHOMOTH

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