Why oh why, lords of Hollywood? Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Di-f*cking_az and no Tilda Swinton? We, the audience and movie watchers, deserve better. For the sake of sheer diversity the queen of forward fashion should be there to show the attention-seeking army that you can look striking without having your over tanned T&A hanging out. Also TILDA HAS A FRIGGING OSCAR.

We will of course be delighted if it’s a cruel joke on the fashion obsessed public, her attendance has been kept under wraps and she shows up in a gorgeous rich print, an architectural shape or something divine from Raf Simons final collection for Jil Sander.

Tilda has been serving up a lot of white of recent and alternating androgynous and feminine looks. We’d like to see some colour against that alabaster skin. Whatever our Space Oddess brings, she out-does every b*itch on the red carpet.

Maybe Tilda will be on her couch clutching her Oscar in Oscar De La Renta Fall 2012, Tadashi Shodji Fall 2012 or Elie Saab Spring 2012.

Every yoke from Bridesmaids is at this thing and a screen and fashion goddess stays home with her husband, lover and kids. Good for Tilda, not so much for us.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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