Why oh why, lords of Hollywood? Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Di-f*cking_az and no Tilda Swinton? We, the audience and movie watchers, deserve better. For the sake of sheer diversity the queen of forward fashion should be there to show the attention-seeking army that you can look striking without having your over tanned T&A hanging out. Also TILDA HAS A FRIGGING OSCAR.
We will of course be delighted if it’s a cruel joke on the fashion obsessed public, her attendance has been kept under wraps and she shows up in a gorgeous rich print, an architectural shape or something divine from Raf Simons final collection for Jil Sander.
Tilda has been serving up a lot of white of recent and alternating androgynous and feminine looks. We’d like to see some colour against that alabaster skin. Whatever our Space Oddess brings, she out-does every b*itch on the red carpet.
Every yoke from Bridesmaids is at this thing and a screen and fashion goddess stays home with her husband, lover and kids. Good for Tilda, not so much for us.