CELEBRITY x FASHION: KRISTEN STEWART SHOWS FASHION THAT HYGIENE IS SO OVER

Sandwiched between the dragon lady herself, Anna Wintour and wing-woman, flame-haired ex-model and creative genius behind US Vogue, Grace Coddington (or Codders as we playfully call the most interesting creative in publishing) were the faces of Balenciaga: French pop culture progeny, Charlotte Gainsbourg and  glum idol to millions of misunderstood teens, Kristen Stewart.

Check out Kristen gabbing about fashion to Anna Wintour at Balenciaga

No one is going to argue that K-Stew is a stunning girl but she could give Victoria Beckham lessons in looking miserable. Her trademark slapped-arse face and unkempt hair is what keeps the teens tuning in to the Twilight Saga. Fashion is clearly interested in harnessing Ste(EEWW)wart’s moody magic to access those maturing teens.

Come on Kristen, at least pretend to be interested. Balenciaga is paying you for Christ's sake.

Is she the right face for Balenciaga? Possibly, this morning they showed a ’50s/’80s look of teenager transfer sweatshirts and big circle skirts with ankle boots. A dressed down look, Kristen can handle it. She suit’s Balenciaga’s current untidy-chic look. Today she was head-to-toe in Balenciaga green print vest, black leather pants and covered leather mules. A good look, save for the post-club hair and the unflattering high-waist.

Can Kristen rock '50s/'80s/'10s irony?

Not known for glamour or polish, stylists resist working with her as Star magazine reported, ‘She has grubby nails, ratty sneakers and bad attitude…Very few people want to work with her because she doesn’t want to look good’. Goodness, tell us what you really think. She does bring a new perspective to the idea of ‘The Great Unwashed’.

Note to Kristen, high-waisted leather pants are NO ONE'S friend.

Kristen needs a heavy does of fine tuning, that’s clear but with Anna Wintour at her side the fashion world and those endorsements are her oyster. Now all she needs is a hairbrush, baby wipes and a masterclass in smiling from Balenciaga’s mommy, Salma Hayek.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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11 Responses to CELEBRITY x FASHION: KRISTEN STEWART SHOWS FASHION THAT HYGIENE IS SO OVER

  1. THE BOHOMOTH says:

    She’s the face of Balenciaga’s perfume, the problem being, no-one actually wants to smell like K-Stew… aroma de R-Patz gizz, Jägerbombs, stale cigarette smoke and teen angst anyone? – No, thanks…

  2. Gia says:

    The most unthankful and hypocritical bitchy actress working today is Miss I hate my life.
    She has the most aggressive PR team, that is 24/7 busy cleaning up after she insults anyone who comes close to her. Leaking personal pics of Pattinson and his friends to prove they are shagging is the desperate move of a lesbian trying to stay in the closet and signing for Balenciaga shows she is as much a Hollywood actress as Blake Lively. Pretending to me different yet famewhoring at all the pap friendsly hot spots is her fragrance.

  3. Janine says:

    She’s annoying. Spends years claiming she hates fashion and isn’t “that girl”, then signs on for a huge contract when she gets panicked about her Twilight fame running out. She obviously doesn’t care in the least and is only there to collect her paycheck.

  4. srw says:

    stewart is beautiful. but what the hell is she doing there? are parents really going to buy these over priced clothes for their daughters to show off in? and i thought twihard girls want to smell like hawt mushroom ravioli.

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