It’s hard to say whether or not Madonna is having a mid-life crisis. Or if she is on her third. Not only are her cougar tactics on point, she has spent much of her time since the Superbowl and the launch of the first single off her latest album MDNA all decked out like a cheerleader in various states of undress.
Don’t get me wrong, J’adore Madonna and her fashion stylings, but when you see a woman, a mother, in pleather/satin hotpants, fishnet tights, lace up boots and fingerless gloves, you can’t ignore the fact that she may have slightly lost perspective.
Madonna showcased her loss of grip on reality in this fly-girl-inspired look in a surprise appearance at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami yesterday.
We get that this is stage wear but come on, that’s some fugly junior-miss action. Lourdes must have been rooted to the spot with embarrassment (and dropped her fag) when she saw her mother prancing around looking like the leader of Sparkle Motion.
Maybe it’s the face frozen in time, the young dancer’s body, the piles and piles of cash and yes-gays who worship her every move or it could be the young blood she’s schupping – one thing is for sure, Madonna is 53 and has no intention of ever passing 40 in terms of fashion, relationships and career.
As for the hair, could it like be anymore like high school? I can’t even talk about that unfortunate bum cleavage crease. That’s a clear sign of saggy ass, and in turn a sign to cover it up.
Perhaps Madge is still trying to peddle the sexy-school girl look that launched Britney’s career. Not a good place to start if you ask me. Talk about forever young, forever immature more like.
I fear that her style will regress even further. How long before she’s up there in a screen printed ‘Like A Virgin’ Gerber onesie with a gold and crystal encrusted pacifier around her neck?