FASHION x CELEBRITY: MADONNA HAS LOST IT – A FLY-GIRL AT 53

It’s hard to say whether or not Madonna is having a mid-life crisis. Or if she is on her third. Not only are her cougar tactics on point, she has spent much of her time since the Superbowl and the launch of the first single off her latest album MDNA all decked out like a cheerleader in various states of undress.

Don’t get me wrong, J’adore Madonna and her fashion stylings, but when you see a woman, a mother, in pleather/satin hotpants, fishnet tights, lace up boots and fingerless gloves, you can’t ignore the fact that she may have slightly lost perspective.

The fly-girl look will not fly for much longer. Hot pants and a trick hip - not a good look.

Madonna showcased her loss of grip on reality in this fly-girl-inspired look in a surprise appearance at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami yesterday.

We get that this is stage wear but come on, that’s some fugly junior-miss action. Lourdes must have been rooted to the spot with embarrassment (and dropped her fag) when she saw her mother prancing around looking like the leader of Sparkle Motion.

Maybe it’s the face frozen in time, the young dancer’s body, the piles and piles of cash and yes-gays who worship her every move or it could be the young blood she’s schupping – one thing is for sure, Madonna is 53 and has no intention of ever passing 40 in terms of fashion, relationships and career.

Keep the Hefner-Heinie to yourself in future.

As for the hair, could it like be anymore like high school? I can’t even talk about that unfortunate bum cleavage crease. That’s a clear sign of saggy ass, and in turn a sign to cover it up.

Perhaps Madge is still trying to peddle the sexy-school girl look that launched Britney’s career. Not a good place to start if you ask me. Talk about forever young, forever immature more like.

I fear that her style will regress even further. How long before she’s up there in a screen printed ‘Like A Virgin’ Gerber onesie with a gold and crystal encrusted pacifier around her neck?

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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18 Responses to FASHION x CELEBRITY: MADONNA HAS LOST IT – A FLY-GIRL AT 53

  1. WTF says:

    UGh she has jumped the shark for sure…..

  2. BOHOMOTH says:

    She’s got a pair of K*nterfeld’s fingerless gloves on too. This is not a good sign. I DO love her though.

  3. prttynpnk says:

    May I please be the first to say…’get more material, girl’……

  4. Tetta says:

    It´s always a bad sign when mothers bribe about they can wear the same clothes as their daughters. In Madonna´s case perhaps it has been the opposite. Lourdes wears Madonna´s clothes but it´s still bad. A fifty year old woman in clothes that show too much is disgusting. But her hair perhaps is suitable for her age. When I was a small child older women with grey hair often had some part of it in a purpur / blue colour. But Madonna is still a great entertainer with a good voice whatever she wears.

  5. Lod says:

    Blimey, she needs to fire her personal trainer. As Victoria Wood would say, “if her bum were a bungalow, she’d never get a mortgage on it.”

  6. MildredFierce says:

    I want her to continue wearing exactly what she wants for the rest of her life. She’s given me some of the best dancefloor moments of mine

  7. Jemma says:

    I like Madonna but her waist is filling in and she needs to cover it up. That outfit does her no favors at all.

  8. Princessinnit says:

    Dear God Madonna! Lourdes must cringe every time she comes down in a new creation. Just awful. She is starting to resemble an Edina ( Ab Fab ) type character, very fashion victimy and TOTALLY age inappropriate. I thought she reached an all time low with the terrible leotard and footless tights video, dragging her ass around the studio like a bitch with worms, but she just keeps on pushing the envelope. I bet her and K***erfeld are bessie mates these days, telling each other how great they look. Fingerless gloves for F***s sake! You wore them first time round Madonna! That’s fashion law, innit? If you wore it before, it’s not for you second time round. I see trouble ahead as she starts to cougar in on Lourdes boyfriends…. and I just cant wait.

  9. Suzanne says:

    The problem with Old Madge is she is not allowing nature to take it’s course. And instead of allowing herself to age with a certain grace and enjoyment she’s fighting it tooth and nail, or should that be dentures and falsies? Hate her or love her you cannot ignore the influence she has had on our culture but instead of embracing a new stage in her life she’s going to cling on to her youth no matter what cost to her dignity. And she has become a laughing stock for young and old.

    When you get to a certain age in life you’ve seen a lot shit had a lot of shit happen to you and hopefully come out the other end older and wiser and this allows you to appreciate life so much more than young people really can understand. Simple pleasures in life such as knowing your kids are doing well, the bills are paid, the sun is shining, you have time to sit and read that book and on and on mean much more than a younger person knows. Life is for the young to live and life is for the older folk to appricate and she’s not enjoying anything much really. A young BF who will be gone in a years time a career thats going down the toilet and one day when her minions and arse kissers aren’t there she will finally get to see how the vast majority of people see her.

    Give me a saggy arse and grey hairs anyday.

  10. LuxLisbon says:

    Don’t love her, haven’t since Borderline when she maybe relevant. She just looks like a desperate old hag. Okay, I don’t believe in growing old gracefully but she is just embarrassing.

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