Back to business: Rihanna at the premiere of Battleship in Tokyo, meanwhile Chris Brown arrived at a Land Rover dealership in Los Angeles Back to business: Rihanna at the premiere of Battleship in Tokyo, meanwhile Chris Brown arrived at a Land Rover dealership in Los Angeles

Celebrity woman beater Chris Brown popped into the cash-only establishment Thai Massage on Melrose Place in Los Angeles yesterday.

Here’s a couple of photos of the place and it’s as high class as you’d expect – all it seems to be missing is a receptionist popping ping-pong balls out of her nether regions to welcome you and wish you a lovely stay. (I saw that in Bangkok once, the kegel muscles on that chick finally gave me an ambition in life- to blow smoke rings from down there).

Whilst he was probably just taking advantage of their $40 buck an hour deep tissue deals on their website which has some hilarious Kama Sutra-esque drawings on it, I’m wondering does this explain Rihanna’s sudden taste in dodgy massage parlour style fashion choices?

The parking lot has all the handy amenities you’d expect – and you can even drop your baggy jeans and string vests at the laundromat while you pick up some Peruvian seafood.

There’s also guy on guy action if you fancy it, but I would pay Chris decent money to stamp on his back and near-break his whiny little neck.

‘Wonder if Chris opted for the classic Thai ass massage with a happy ending? (NSFW ish)

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  1. Diana says:

    Though I have done kegel exercises until my vajay-jay was like an elevator – I am sure ping pong popping will never be a reality in my world. Thanks for the visual!

  2. bettydrapereyes says:

    I saw that girl do the smoke rings out her hooha. Girl got a standing ovation from me.

    God I hope RiRi steers clear of this oxegyn thief

  3. MildredFierce says:

    Is this the same establishment our boy Becks was snapped exiting not so long ago? The one he had to use to correct a “sports injury”? Poor David. All that running about a bit must take its toll on the prostate.

  4. WTF says:

    smoke rings? i don’t even know how to process that lol

  5. Kristy says:

    We used to live in Bangkok and now live in a small village in Germany (sigh). The two things I miss the most are fab cheap Thai food every single day and the seriously amazing Thai massage. We had a place at the end of our street that closed at 11pm, it looked pretty much the same as the pictures in the article, and it was totally non-sexual (thank heavens!). The best bit about the late closing was that you could go to the pub for dinner and then walk back across the street and have an hours massage (about €6) and then head home. And smoke rings and ping pong balls? Ha! You must have gone to the tame bars! I’ve got some stories that’d make your hair curl. Bangkok? My favourite place on earth, and heaven knows I’ve seen a few.

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      I LOVE Thailand! Just the best place. I have eaten food from the street markets there and stuffed my face for less than a euro. I do love Europe but am dying to get my arse back that-a-way…

      • Kristy says:

        If you, or anyone else, needs any Bangkok shopping or dining tips, please don’t hesitate to ask. I get back once a year and keep a running list of tips and tricks for my fave town. And I know THE BEST mani/pedi place ever. Sigh. Feeling homesick right now.

  6. BOHOMOTH says:

    :( aw – and yes, will def. hit you up for tips. I love even the airports in Thailand. I reckon I could move into that one at Koh Samui…

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