Celebrity woman beater Chris Brown popped into the cash-only establishment Thai Massage on Melrose Place in Los Angeles yesterday.
Here’s a couple of photos of the place and it’s as high class as you’d expect – all it seems to be missing is a receptionist popping ping-pong balls out of her nether regions to welcome you and wish you a lovely stay. (I saw that in Bangkok once, the kegel muscles on that chick finally gave me an ambition in life- to blow smoke rings from down there).
Whilst he was probably just taking advantage of their $40 buck an hour deep tissue deals on their website which has some hilarious Kama Sutra-esque drawings on it, I’m wondering does this explain Rihanna’s sudden taste in dodgy massage parlour style fashion choices?
The parking lot has all the handy amenities you’d expect – and you can even drop your baggy jeans and string vests at the laundromat while you pick up some Peruvian seafood.
There’s also guy on guy action if you fancy it, but I would pay Chris decent money to stamp on his back and near-break his whiny little neck.
‘Wonder if Chris opted for the classic Thai ass massage with a happy ending? (NSFW ish)