CELEBRITY: ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER LOL AT A KARDASHIAN’S EXPENSE

Time to give up the heels! Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian almost took a tumble while walking on steps at Bryant Park in New York today
Well the long weekend is over all too soon and we're all back at work having consumed our own body weights in chocolate (well everyone that is except Victoria Beckham of course).
Luckily the Kartrashians are on hand to laugh at and today it's their very own Easter egg Kourtney who decided to re-enact scenes from younger sister Kim's sex tape in Bryant Park in New York yesterday. 
The 32-year-old unreality star almost went arse over tit as she attempted to walk up a flight of stairs in a pair of ill-advised Christian Louboutins despite the fact that she's heavily pregnant.
Going, going... The mother-of-one pulled a hilarious face as she struggled with the stairs
Momager Kris Kartrashian is no doubt doing voodoo spells in the dead of night hoping and praying that the next member of the Klan will be a girl so she can christen her something beginning with a 'K' and pimp her out when she hits her teens and the older girls have been put into retirement. Names? - Kassandra, Kassie or Kat maybe and of course she'll be called Kardashian. We can't have Kris's future kash kow being sullied by her father Scott Dicksick's name now can we?
A little help: Members of the public help the star navigate the stairs
The foetus is no doubt already being put to work with Kris probably arranging for the birth to be filmed for one of their many E! shows with pictures sold to Life & Style magazine- along with a 'How I lost the baby weight fast!' (liposuction) endorsement deal. No moment in any of the Klan's lives is too precious not to be taped and shared with the world so look forward to the nasal-toned one's waters breaking all over a TV screen near you soon.
These aren't pictures of some idiot tripping up some stairs as they appear to be at first glance, it was the baby trying to make a break for it and escape from it's life of enslavement to particularly poorly scripted TV drama dressed up as reality. The poor lamb. We can console him/her with the fact that at least it's not a Jolie-Pitt child and forced to risk deep vein thrombosis from endless flights across the globe so mummy and daddy can pose up for the cameras and get to look like the heads of an International jet-setting "rainbow family" that are all happy "citizens of the world".

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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4 Responses to CELEBRITY: ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER LOL AT A KARDASHIAN’S EXPENSE

  1. Shana Davis says:

    Brilliant writing there. Thoroughly enjoyable. This particular fame is fleeting, invest well, think that Heidi and Spencer monstrosity (he’s getting fat to lose weight for a show). By the time they get the joke – the child may just grow up in heels and be none the wiser.

  2. twiggy twiggy says:

    I hope they’re shallow enough to name the child “Kony”. OUCH!!!

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