CELEBRITY x FASHION: ANGELINA JOLIE – IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A RED WEDDING

Although our sources tell us that Angelina Jolie has her stylist on the hunt for a vintage Christian Dior gown for her forthcoming wedding, I figured we could explore the 2013 bridal heavy hitters for ideas. It is unlikely Ange will wear white or any of it’s cousins, but our hope is that she will make a return to the human blood themed bridal wear of Jolie-nuptial folklore.

A taste of in vintage Dior - Natalie Portman , 2012 Oscars

Maybe a pre-Brad, pre-Brangelina hysteria, pre-sainthood, pre-rainbow family Angelina would wear a sanguine gown, but it seems more plausable that she will just pick a cracking dress from Dior archives, or hit up Donatella for another Atelier Versace number. In terms of silhouette, Angie prefers prefers a slim line. The 2012 Oscars black velvet Versace with that enormous split skirt was a step outside her comfort zone, literally. Generally she chooses draped gowns in soft, light fabrics and favours high-cut strapless and long sleeved styles, over plunging necklines.

It is entirely possible that she will get caught up in the dreaminess of the event and go frou-frou but keep it dark and edgy. I think it will be a very simple column dress with sleeves like a pale version of the green Versace from the 2011 Golden Globes, or a massive skirted classic.

Will Angelina cover up the arms that have embraced a thousand orphans?

Fantasy sports betting website, ‘WagerMinds’, top picks are Versace 5:2, followed by Max Azria 3:1, Armani 7:1,  and Elie Saab 8:1. Outside chances go to traditional bridal designers Carolina Herrera, Oscar De La Renta, Vera Wang and Kate Middleton’s favourites Packham and McQueen.

I trawled the Bridal Spring 2013 shows by Oscar De La Renta, Marchesa and Vera Wang, which ranged from pretty to morbid, and picked a few looks that might tickle Angelina’s fancy, and make us laugh. It would be really fun to see her make a return to cray-cray town fashion-wise. There’s one look I am dead-on sure she won’t be replicating:

This picture makes me sad - the pig

Enjoy the BOHOMOTH Bridal Fair!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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9 Responses to CELEBRITY x FASHION: ANGELINA JOLIE – IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A RED WEDDING

  1. Sassy says:

    Empress Z will demand WHITE

  2. Sassy says:

    i could see the JOlie in the 3rd white one……….

  3. canuck says:

    She’ll end up in a vintage Nolan Miller Dynasty dress, hopefully with her arms covered.

  4. MildredFierce says:

    I’ll take a punt on Rodarte getting the gig

  5. BOHOMOTH says:

    Marchesa …she’d wear that purely to Kiss the Weinstein-monster wife’s arse and secure another big-money vehicle for Brad.

  6. Keys says:

    Lets see if there is a wedding..

  7. Mojojojo says:

    I love love that first and last dress (from that series)! Simple designs are my favourite. And that black model (fifth picture) is too pretty :)

  8. Donny says:

    On Sunday nights Erin Jaimes hosts a blues jam where anyone from Alan Haynes
    to Gary Clark, Jr. Anna had been looking through my phone
    while I was naked. Ask your local club to run this for you.

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