FASHION x ROYALS: THE DUCHESS OF DULL IS BACK – KATE THINKS THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOUR

As much as I enjoy the pleasure of judging Kate Middleton two days in a row, she’s not the brightest penny in the roll in terms of style. Remember yesterday I was pretty impressed with her choice of an embellished Matthew Williamson, and I said that I was just happy that she wasn’t dressed like an ’80s legal secretary.

Ugh. Talk about swings-and-roundabouts.

Kate and William were at the Goldsmiths’ Hall in London to honour the Scott-Amundsen Centenary Race to the South Pole. The Duchess of Cambridge seems to be on a race of her own to menopause.

The jacket has that Chanel boucle look, and the freyed rosettes are interesting, but she had to go and wear the matchy skirt, matchy clutch and matchy F*CKING SUEDE F*CKING L F*CKING K F*CKING BENNETT shoes.

William needs a haircut.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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11 Responses to FASHION x ROYALS: THE DUCHESS OF DULL IS BACK – KATE THINKS THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOUR

  1. BOHOMOTH says:

    OMG someone BURN the menopause clothes and the suede shoes! please! x

  2. Pollyf says:

    Erm, is William sporting a combover?

  3. prttynpnk says:

    Do you think she chants ‘Don’t be Fergie, Don’t be Fergie’ over and ove rin her head while she shops?

  4. canuck says:

    Too much blue. The Goldsmiths Hall…over the top gilt natch!

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