As much as I enjoy the pleasure of judging Kate Middleton two days in a row, she’s not the brightest penny in the roll in terms of style. Remember yesterday I was pretty impressed with her choice of an embellished Matthew Williamson, and I said that I was just happy that she wasn’t dressed like an ’80s legal secretary.
Ugh. Talk about swings-and-roundabouts.
Kate and William were at the Goldsmiths’ Hall in London to honour the Scott-Amundsen Centenary Race to the South Pole. The Duchess of Cambridge seems to be on a race of her own to menopause.
The jacket has that Chanel boucle look, and the freyed rosettes are interesting, but she had to go and wear the matchy skirt, matchy clutch and matchy F*CKING SUEDE F*CKING L F*CKING K F*CKING BENNETT shoes.
William needs a haircut.