No, not the Crown jewels unfortunately. I have two EACH bracelets to give away exactly like Kate Middleton wore a while back which are in aid of East Anglia Children's Hospice. (By the way, I bought them as they're for an excellent cause, it's not a sponsored give-away and they're all hand-made so they took a while to get here). I know I said I'm saving all the fabulous Friday giveaways until the new site has launched but if you're feeling anything like I am today you'll be in need of a little midweek boost. So to give us all that Friday feeling, I'm bringing the fabulous early this week. Wanna win one of them? ... well all you have to do is like our facebook if you haven't already and say in the comments under this post (or leave your answer in the comments here) the answer to the following question. If you could play stylist and BFF to the Duchess of Dull for the day what would you make her wear and then where would you take her out for a boozy, giggly and long lunch and what would you ask her if she had to reply truthfully?  (think in a world where teleporters exist). My answer is I'd dress her in a simple Missoni beach kaftan and a pair of flip-flops, I'd take her to Provencal Beach in Juan les Pins in The South of France and I'd get her drunk on a magnum bottle of Chateau Minuty rosé wine (no Kylie one litre of vino type restrictions Chez Bohomoth thank-you very much)  with lots of ice while we gawk at the sexy waiters and I would ask: 'What's William like in bed and I want a blow-by-blow account... ' Please enter and have fun with your replies! If you don't want the bracelet for yourself they are adorable and would make cute presents too.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  1. Kristy says:

    I’d have her come and stay here (we’ve got a super King in the spare!), make her a jug of Kristinis (secret recipe of mine), sit in the sun by the lake whilst wearing normal peoples clothes (rolled up jeans, cute tops, silver sandals, big sunnies), get slowly hammered, and just ask her “Why? Did you want to become a Princess so desperately, or do you actually love him? Talk me through it.” God knows, after the Diana disaster, who in their right mind would be a Princess?

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      Ooh yes! on all counts- this a question we need answered! I do love the idea of Kristinis and would gladly gatecrash and glug them while having a good earwig even if I didn’t know what they contained. I actually reckon to get our Catherine to relax, getting her ’round your place is a great idea – she’d be gawped at otherwise and ‘would feel self-conscious.

      In other news- I’ve gotta send you my addy for the Boho Bitches Book Club. ‘Will do so now. xx

  2. I think I’d rather shape shift into Kate Middleton and have BohoMOUTH ‘do’ me in Juan Les Pins.

  3. MildredFierce says:

    Just lolling encore at the one litre of wine per person restriction hahahaha!

  4. Alas my brain is dumb…it’s hospital life, hospital food. Fergacky!!!! Get me OUT OF HERE!!!!!

    • Shana says:

      Oh Heely, heal, heal. To pass some time – think about which staff members might be wearing ben-wa balls. That might put a sneaky smile of your dial. Also, word of the day – Fergacky – I shall use it at some point as see what happens.

      • BOHOMOTH says:

        I shall also use the word: Fergacky and I will sneak it into the conversation in the 24 hrs, then I’ll report back here how and why and think about Heely healing as I do xx

      • Sneaky smile. I near spat my tea all over my laptop!!!!! Bwahhahahahahhaaa!!! I forced the discharge today, but am at home, in my own room with my pretty puppy laying beside me. I’ll heal better here… thank you all for your well wishes. Means heaps! <3

        Fergacky…thanks. I'd love to see how it goes down. Rather like a turd in a punchbowl?

        Hugs to you all…

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      Yes, wishing you a speedy recovery Heely xxxx

      • LuxLisbon says:

        Oh no, I must have missed that one of the team is in hospital. Get well soon! Keep those spirits up old chap!

  5. MildredFierce says:

    GWS heely x

  6. Ausnicnic says:

    Firstly, I’d feed her some decent tucker for a month or two to round out her figure a bit and stop her looking quite so skeletal. Then I’d have her in a Dita Von Teese-esque outfit, somthing beautiful and classic which I think is something she totally tries to do (see wedding dress for example) but so often fails with (see every dull outfit ever since). I’d have her over to one of the lovely little water front bars here in Newcastle (Australia not Geordieland) and ply her with plenty of our local vino. Then she’d be happy to spill the beans about Wills, whether she ever had a threesome with him and Harry (come on, you know she’s thought about it) and whether it’s true that the Queen has a colostomy bag. If she does, does she coordinate it to her outift somehow (because no-one loves to colour match more than Liz).

  7. MildredFierce says:

    Haha re: the threesome hilarilolz

  8. Sassy says:

    get better soon Heely!!!

  9. Shana says:

    Give it o Heely.

  10. Andrea Garner says:

    I’ve ordered one for my daughter’s 18th birthday on May 15th! The bracelet was designed by Ed Sheeran’s mum, is super-cute, AND raises money for a ‘proper’ cause. What’s not to love? Here’s the direct link to order the bracelet:


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