BLOW THE LOAD: KRISTEN STEWART GETS HER JELLIES OUT & CRACKS OFF TWO MEN IN A CAR

We only hope the car had air-con

Well this will make my friend – who decided to give her boyfriend a blowie whilst they were going along the motorway and forgot that in France they have toll booths every twenty minutes and looked up from her boyfriend’s lap to see a very bemused-looking toll booth operator looking down at her – feel better.

Kristen Stewart is Bohomoth’s honorary Page Three girl for the day and is seen here getting her norks out whilst playing the part of a drug-crazed 16-year-old bride in On The Road.

 

Now, interestingly, in this particular scene, Kristen is doing the classic ‘going skiing’ motion and giving the two guys on either side of her simultaneous hand shandies. No idea why they didn’t just pull the car over to a lay by and spit-roast her or do her from behind over the bonnet and then p-ss on her and then drive off and leave her there (for artistic reasons) so the double w@nk will have to do for now.

Other than that, there’s not much else to add, save for 22-year-old Kristen has a quite nice set and they’ll age well.

Let’s hope that Rupert Sanders has a panic button on his internet browser, it would be incredibly awkward if Liberty Ross wandered into his office and caught him trousers around his ankles and these pictures of K-Stew on repeat on his screen-saver.


About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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7 Responses to BLOW THE LOAD: KRISTEN STEWART GETS HER JELLIES OUT & CRACKS OFF TWO MEN IN A CAR

  1. fluffypants says:

    Mmmm… Kerouwank

  2. Shiny says:

    That affair and this movie will go a long way to putting that Bella BS to death. Smart moves, K-Stew.

  3. sameoleshit says:

    She has more nipple than breast but I guess her pits are good.

  4. Shana says:

    Weak. Nic pissed on Shia last week. All for ART.

  5. Naomi says:

    Can’t show talent…, will show boobies! Smart movie KStew:P

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