MADONNA’S TYING HERSELF UP IN CHAINS BUT SON ROCCO’S THE ONE WISHING HE COULD DO A HOUDINI

 
Locked up: The Like A Virgin hitmaker was later bound in chains as she writhed around on stage
See what I meant earlier this year when I was saying Madge's facelift's clearly on display during certain parts of her MDNA tour (which she's STILL doing!).
Well, here she is trying to be sexy but reminding legions of women of a certain age why there's lots to be said for eschewing the surgeon's knife OR not hanging at certain angles should you have heavily acquainted yourself with it several times.
What she does best: The star later flashed her red underwear to the audience as she cavorted around
The 54-year-old was performing in New York on Monday night and ensuring that son Rocco Richie, 12, never looks at a half-naked woman in the future without bursting into floods on tears and legging it out of the bedroom as he suffers terrifying flashbacks to this tour.
Family affair: Madonna was later joined on stage by her eldest son Rocco Ritchie, 12
Look at him. Bless him. Should he ever marry a woman he's going to be insisting she wears a full body onesies with poppers and flaps in the crucial places in bed before he can even stomach touching her after standing in the wings of this tour.  

Family affair: Madonna was later joined on stage by her eldest son Rocco Ritchie, 12

 Not only will he doubtless not even be able to grow a beard until well until his mid-thirties after walking through the clouds of HRT spray emanating from his mother's dressing room backstage, he'll be having nightmares about the time he walked past and the door was open and he saw her doing this, while baby Brahim Zaibat sat in the corner crying and asking for his maman.   

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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3 Responses to MADONNA’S TYING HERSELF UP IN CHAINS BUT SON ROCCO’S THE ONE WISHING HE COULD DO A HOUDINI

  1. Shana says:

    That photo is right up there with Karl with his sunglasses off.

  2. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Im reading Rupert Everett’s first biography. The bits about Madge are priceless. Recommended.

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