LIKE A STURGEON: MADONNA HAS AN OVER-SHARE DURING HER MDNA TOUR IN MIAMI

Too much: Madonna's revealing costume in Miami was perhaps a step too far...

Apologies. I know many of you are perusing these shots of Madonna as you chomp your way through your morning cornflakes.

The 54-year-old singer gave us a glimpse of what she’d had for breakfast at her concert in Miami, Florida on Monday, which reminds me I need to book myself in for a smear test.

I’m all for expressing yourself and we’ve all seen Madge’s Vadge a million times before so it’s a bit of a yawn in general, but isn’t she worried that wearing knickers this tight might accidentally surgically remove her labia when she gets baby Brahim to peel them off in her dressing room after the show?

Oh well, at least he knows what to get her for Thanksgiving now.

A pair of big comfy Bridget Jones style knickers accompanied by a card with the above image on it and the message: ‘I saw this and thought of you’.

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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15 Responses to LIKE A STURGEON: MADONNA HAS AN OVER-SHARE DURING HER MDNA TOUR IN MIAMI

  1. Kristy says:

    Hardy har har, you’ve been watching “I’m A Celeb” too? That camel toe photo looks very familiar.

  2. lou says:

    she’s gonna get thrush

  3. jojo says:

    Poor Madge…..people never really change…she’s a great example.

  4. Jameson says:

    And her Miami shows are being filmed for the concert dvd. Wonder how that toe will look on Blue Ray. lol

  5. Freak on a Leash says:

    Gawd dammit man! Nasty pathetic bitch has to show it or shrivel up. In a race with GaGa to be the most crude….has Terry Richardson already stuck his old veiny self in Vadge too? I never did allow my daughter to listen to this whore’s music because I knew she was this low. I made a good call there.

    • Cyberdurc says:

      Why do you feel the need to call her a bitch and whore…granted no one needed to see that, but to stoop to name calling is a little infantile don’t you think? Sure you may not let your daughter listen to her music, but by you labelling her as a bitch and a whore is sending your daughter a very negative message about how men see women. I have a daughter and you can bet I never use that type of language to describe a woman. Let’s pray that no one ever uses the same kind of language to identify your daughter. I’m guessing you don’t know the true meaning of the word crude.

    • ALADDINSANE says:

      REALLY?!? LMFAO…if this was your wife @ 50 you’d be thrilled. I’m not a fan, but kudo’s to her for being in such fine form…what’s your objection here?
      Truly hope you teach your daughter better behaviour than yourself….in this instance you come of as “nasty & pathetic”

  6. ALADDINSANE says:

    For a woman of 54 years old she is in great shape, i’m am i little amused that people are this harsh in regards to these images. She has been pushing the envelope for 33 years…& what…now you expected change??
    Would you complain about Jagger strutting around in skin tight pants?
    If it was Angelina Jolie would you object?
    Please stop…whether your a Moralist or for whatever reason it offends your senses…then don’t look….but do not force your personal code of morals on the rest of the world. We didn’t ask for them & don’t want them….

    • Anonymous says:

      ‘Please stop…whether your a Moralist or for whatever reason it offends your senses…then don’t look….but do not force your personal code of morals on the rest of the world. We didn’t ask for them & don’t want them….’

      hahahah…ok….we are at an entertainment blog where we freely look, read and have been provided space to give an opinion. All of us. I did not force my strongly stated opine on you nor do I care if you love her or read about her. Don’t read an opinion if you don’t can’t keep yourself from telling them to shut up.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Please. She is known to be a narcissistic bitch and she has made an obnxious fortune off her madonna whore image. Men should never look at a woman that way and my daughter knows it. Get real, she is NO role model for my or anyone else’s daughter.
    FoaL

  8. Anonymous says:

    ‘If it was Angelina Jolie would you object?’
    You don’t know me very well, do you? hahaha
    FoaL

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