Here’s a Christmas cracker for you- baby Brahim Zaibat, whom Madonna’s currently abusing once he’s tucked up in his jammies with his bottle (of lube) night-after-night.
They’re at some five-star hotel in Miami, and spare a thought for the poor child during this season of goodwill, as the only ‘giving’ he’s been doing is administering Madge’s thrush cream after this unfortunate little incident the other night.
I have mentioned, haven’t I that he can do the splits, as well as being extremely strong, bendy and clearly up for anything – given that he’s currently doing the horizontal Morris dance with a 54-year-old who’s six years older than his own mother?
Anyway, ‘wouldn’t it be hilarious if sixteen year-old Lourdes Leon had a pop at Brahim the next time her mother’s booked in for an extensive round of cosmetic nips and tucks?
Don’t tell me she hasn’t noticed.
She HAS noticed…
Brahim: I’ll give you a muscle to rub, love, etc. etc.
Both: FARK, was that the door. It’s her. Act natural.
Brahim: Maman... is it time for your thrush crème?