MADONNA LETS LOURDES BABYSIT BRAHIM WHILE SHE’S RECOVERING FROM HAVING HER G-STRING SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HER INNARDS

 

A pleasant view: Madonna was taking in the view of her toyboy boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, who wasted no time preening and posing on the balcony

Here’s a Christmas cracker for you- baby Brahim Zaibat, whom Madonna’s currently abusing once he’s tucked up in his jammies with his bottle (of lube) night-after-night.

Hunky: The 25-year-old dancer pulled his top of to reveal his ripped physique

They’re at some five-star hotel in Miami, and spare a thought for the poor child during this season of goodwill, as the only ‘giving’ he’s been doing is administering Madge’s thrush cream after this unfortunate little incident the other night.

Hunky: The 25-year-old dancer pulled his top of to reveal his ripped physique

I have mentioned, haven’t I that he can do the splits, as well as being extremely strong, bendy and clearly up for anything – given that he’s currently doing the horizontal Morris dance with a 54-year-old who’s six years older than his own mother?

Anyway, ‘wouldn’t it be hilarious if sixteen year-old Lourdes Leon had a pop at Brahim the next time her mother’s booked in for an extensive round of cosmetic nips and tucks?

Don’t tell me she hasn’t noticed.

She HAS noticed…

Jokes: Lourdes and Brahim seemed to be laughing and chatting away as they chilled together on the balcony (In French): Lourdes: Oh la la … Brahim let me rub some cream into your big, thick, muscle…

Brahim: I’ll give you a muscle to rub, love, etc. etc.

Fashionista: Lourdes looked effortlessly chic in a black and white polka-dot top and grey jersey shorts

Both: FARK, was that the door. It’s her. Act natural.

Work experience: Lourdes had a summer job working in the wardrobe department on the MDNA tour 

Brahim: Maman... is it time for your thrush crème?

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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2 Responses to MADONNA LETS LOURDES BABYSIT BRAHIM WHILE SHE’S RECOVERING FROM HAVING HER G-STRING SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HER INNARDS

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wetting myself!

  2. Suzanne says:

    Damn thats hysterical.

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