CHARLIE’S ANGEL KATE MIDDLETON DOES 70′S CHIC AS PIPPA MIDDLETON PLOTS HER NEXT CASHING IN ON ROYAL CONNECTIONS MOMENT…

Catherine Middleton turned up at the opening of The Natural History Museum’s Treasure Exhibition in London tonight wearing a £1400 silk Mulberry dress buttoned up to the neck that she managed to make look like she’d plucked out of a bargain bin at a Torquay charity shop and worn along with Farrah Fawcett’s hair.

The 30-year-old Discount Duchess has, of course, worn this emerald frock before (this time last year- she must think it’s Chrismassy) and I can’t work out whether she’s now saving money by sacking her mane-man Richard Ward and doing her hair herself and f-cking it up royally, or if someone told her for a joke that the seventies is back in at the moment and it’s on purpose.

All eyes right now are on Katie’s stomach with the pressure (and hopefully her husband) mounting on her to produce a bouncing baby before The Queen pops her clogs and, most importantly, to give the British public something to get excited about as The Diamond Jubilee year draws to a close.

With Wills and Kate as the unofficial faces of a multi-million pound PR campaign which has been carefully drawn up to bring lots of much-needed tourism income to Britain as the country faces a huge recession, and with Prince Harry unlikely to marry for at least several years, it’s time that British maternity designers got chucked a few juicy bones in the shape of an official pregnancy announcement from Buckingham Palace right after the Queen’s Christmas speech.

If she’s already knocked up I bet you my firstborn that Pippa Middleton’s busy making stork-themed street party bunting to sell on the family’s Party Twat website and writing ‘Celebrate: The Baby Shower Edition’ as we speak.

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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8 Responses to CHARLIE’S ANGEL KATE MIDDLETON DOES 70′S CHIC AS PIPPA MIDDLETON PLOTS HER NEXT CASHING IN ON ROYAL CONNECTIONS MOMENT…

  1. Bel says:

    Can you rename the link ‘party twat website?’ Furthermore, £1400?! Take off the two 00′s and it still looks cheap on the bland wagon. 0070′s. Blah.

  2. Shiny says:

    Are those peace symbols all over the dress? I. Just. Can’t.

  3. Gabe says:

    Would that dress look good on anyone under 60? I really do want to know the answer. It’s very like something I ignored in M&S Ealing Broadway a while ago.

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      I actually have a picture of my mum wearing that actual dress in the 70s. i was considering scanning it in and uploading it but she reads this site once a year when she figures out how to use the dial up and get online and I don’t want her kicking off.

  4. Bel says:

    Amazing! Every party needs some twat.

  5. anonymous says:

    That dress was awful back in the 70s and it is awful now. Yes, I had something like it in a less awful color. It’s probably still in the back of my closet hiding.

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