Now that we have a direct confirmed hit by Prince William on Kate Middleton , where are we going to channel all the bump-watch gossip energy? Yes, we have seven or so months of royal-womb-watch to look forward to but nothing stokes the fires like suspected celebrity pregnancies.
Next on the block has to be Kim Kardashian. Her obsession with fame and being deemed klassy (mutually exclusive for reality TV/p*rn stars) has seen her gifted Kardashian Kollection gifts and offers to take tea with the Duchess of Cambridge returned to sender. So Kim's next mission will klearly be to steal the Kambridge thunder by whipping the media up into a frenzy about a KimYe baby.
Bump-watch proves difficult with the KarTrashy One. She's already the bumpiest celebrity on the block. Kimmy's lady lumps are distracting, with an arse so disproportionate it's difficult to turn one's attention to anything else. But she's been working it in Miami in the past few days with a few looks that showcase how easily Kim kould fakely hide a pregnancy.
A top made entirely of fringe.
An oversized goth-punk-chic t-shirt.
A tighter than tight dress that works the diversionary T&A.
If her unreality TV antics are anything to go by, she's freezing her eggs, in kase she gets frozen out by yet another man. Maybe she kould ask her
NOT GAY BFF Jonathon Cheban to sire a child of PR if Kanye loses his will to whore himself out.
No prizes for guessing Kim's top baby names: Kate for a girl and Kambridge for a boy.