SCAR-JO AND HER LATEST GENTLEMAN CALLER DO EACH OTHER IN THE BIG APPLE

 

Je t'aime: Scarlett Johansson and her French lover Romain Dauric share a sweet kiss on the streets of New York on Wednesday

Scarlett Johansson really is now with French “creative executive” (which probably means in reality doing precisely f-ck all I expect) Romain Dauriac and they were happily snogging in front of the paps in New York yesterday.

Early risers: The couple were spotted leaving their hotel before venturing out into the Big Apple for breakfast

I had kind of thought Romain was a bit of a munter given the photos that have been doing the rounds of him online but now I can see exactly what Scar-Jo sees in him.

Casual style: Scarlett wore jogging bottoms and trainers, matching her boyfriend's style with a puffer jacket and shades

He’s got big feet, big ear lobes and a huge trouser bulge and they’re all fail-proof ways of telling certain things about a potential lover and I’d bet good money that he’s hung like Jay-Z and knows his way around a woman’s body.

I expect Scar-Jo’s also fallen for the accent (it doesn’t do it for me – not that I’m some boyfriend connoisseur) and he’ll already be telling her non-stop how much he loves her and getting moody when she doesn’t say it back – with lots of heated arguments which are actually foreplay it’s just she won’t know that.

Blossoming romance: The couple have been quietly dating for the past few weeks after being introduced through friends

I love how Scarlett’s gone through men like matchbooks when she’s in between movies over the past eighteen months.

She’s like: ‘Keep your twee weddings girls, I’m busy having hawt sex with a steady stream of lovers whom I dump when I tire of them’.

I bet that Blake Lively and Jessica Biel are looking at their empty work diaries and Ryan and Justin snoring beside them in bed and seething with twinges of jealousy.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
This entry was posted in Celebrity and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.
 
Related On Partner Sites
 

3 Responses to SCAR-JO AND HER LATEST GENTLEMAN CALLER DO EACH OTHER IN THE BIG APPLE

  1. jojo says:

    Oh no, they’re getting worse and worse….

  2. Gabi says:

    His pants are too short, and not in a fashionable way. I wouldn’t deal with that!

  3. Sassy says:

    yah he looks douchey

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Kate+Middleton+Duke+Duchess+Cambridge+Tour+BvaKWpg-YbAl

Watch: Kate Middleton And Prince William Mix It Up, Royal-Style

“Well, Yo thar! one is Dee-Jair K-Middy mixing it up Roy-arl style on thar MORE...

tumblr_n4dxifopPc1rqgjz2o1_1280

Jay Z Buys Beyoncé A Rabbit (Not The Battery-Powered Kind)

Beyoncé and Jay Z went with the whole ‘bunny’ theme of Easter over the MORE...

Jennifer Lawrence spotted leaving the 'Good Morning America' studios in New York City

Jennifer Lawrence Has This “Spring” Thing Licked

Jennifer Lawrence popped over to the Good Morning America studios in New York yesterday MORE...

Kim+Kardashian+Kim+Kardashian+Takes+Grandmother+kiMfY2zQipzl-1

Kim Kardashian Is Out To Lunch, While Khloe’s Dining In

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner, step-father Bruce Jenner her grandmother Mary Jo MORE...