JESSICA BIEL MARRIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SO SHE CAN ROLL AROUND ON A BED COVERED IN EXPENSIVE DESIGNER CLOTHES, SWIM NAKED AND EAT PICKLES

 
Bombshell: Jessica Biel shows off her stunning figure as she poses with designers including Azzedine Alaïa (pictured) in a new photo shoot for Elle magazine
Now Jessica Biel's got access to Justin Timberlake's millions, cash-strapped (thanks to the forking recession) designers are literally lining up to dress her and even showed us why we shouldn't allow funny little men with no clue how to dress themselves to us what to wear in her latest glossy magazine spread.
The 30-year-old Housewife of Beverly Hills posed up in Elle with Christian Louboutin (bottom), Jean Paul Gaultier (rarely seen since the hilariously bad TV programme Eurotrash, below), Azzedine Alaïa (top) and Giambattista Valli (second from last) all over Paris, no doubt laughing and pointing at the city's homeless people as they strolled by dripping in diamonds.
Loving life as a newlywed: Jessica, seen here with Jean Paul Gaultier, opened up about the perks of being married to Justin Timberlake - one of which is having a skinny dipping partner
But what exactly does being Jessica Timberlake mean to her (other than people constantly assuming she's a lesbian)?
Well eating pickles and naked swimming apparently: ‘It means always having someone there to open the pickle jar… to share the ups and downs with, have adventures with.  Someone to go swimming naked with.  That kind of thing.’
Close friends: On e of the images from the Paris photo shoot sees a scantily clad Jessica chatting on a bed with Giambattista Valli, who designed her wedding dress
I'm not married and I never will be, but I always assumed it was about meeting your soul-mate and knowing without a doubt that anything less than spending the rest of your life with them would be hideously unbearable.
You can go naked swimming with anyone that happens to be strong enough to open a pickle jar, can't you?
Romantic: In another of the stunning shots Jessica poses at the Salon de l'Horloge du Musée d'Orsay with Christian Louboutin
But perhaps Jessica, whose career has never exactly set the world on fire, is cannier than we give her credit for.
After a load of fluff about Justin supposedly baking pies from recipes given to him by his nan and how wonderful honeymooning and wearing her wedding dress was, she reveals her real reason for tying the knot with a man that cheated on her multiple times throughout their relationship.
Cover girl: Jessica features in the January 2013 issue of ElleYep, old Trousersnake's connections in the movie industry, or, as Jessica put it:  ‘My goal now is to work with great directors. Small role, big role, medium-size role- it doesn’t matter.
‘I just want to work with someone who’s going to push me to a scary, exciting place that I’ve never been before.’ Come over to my house for a weekend, love, I'll push you into a scary place faster than you can say: 'I married for power and fame, not love'.    

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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5 Responses to JESSICA BIEL MARRIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SO SHE CAN ROLL AROUND ON A BED COVERED IN EXPENSIVE DESIGNER CLOTHES, SWIM NAKED AND EAT PICKLES

  1. Bundle says:

    Love love love the JPG photo – I wish he was back on the telly. I loved Eurotrash and his banter with Antoine Scrummy Des Caunes: ‘Oh Jean Paul, you cannot say “big fat ‘airy coque” on British tv’

  2. Shiny says:

    If she was just a model, and not such an underwhelming celebrity she’d do well. Gorgeous face and she wore these designers well. She’s nearly tall enough.

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