I don’t know how much more of mixed-up Kylie I can take. I was so delighted to see the PhotoChopped K-Minny with her hair almost bleached off her head for Elle UK’s January edition, I forgot that in real life, she’s lost her sparkle.
And here Miss Minogue is sans sparkle, in a very sparkly Dolce & Gabanna costume on the Italian version of the X Factor.
Just because it’s a twinkly swimsuit, that’s no guarantee of a hit. Yes, from the neck down the body looks great, but the head has me scratching mine with befuddlement.
Seriously, what is going on with her that she would let any one let her go back 25 years in hair-time?
I Should Be So Lucky was not her finest hour. Why revisit?
I thought the Elle cover meant that Stylie was back. She’s gone back somewhere alright.