Oh dear, Geri Halliwell has finally lost it.
In her latest reinvention, Geri has a two pronged PR attack whereby she attempts grab all of the attention at the Spice Girls musical launch by wearing a bridal gown and channels Grace Kelly to rid the public’s memory of the thought of her bumping uglies with Russell Brand earlier this year.
The result, as astutely mused by Bomo, is a grown woman dressed up as a teenage bride in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
Ginger Spice nearly achieved half of her goal, to literally hide her bandmates behind her enormous ice blue skirt, but alas Victoria stole the show with her Posh antics.
She looked ridiculous. But she always has done, hasn’t she.
As bad a singer as Vicky was, nothing compared to the awkwardness of Geri’s voice and un-natural rhythm. Spice idea-hatchers covered up Halliwell’s complete lack of musical talent from the get go, by hooshing up her t*ts and sticking her head in the Drag-O-Matic 2000.
But bless her, she did try to shake off the sexy Spice image by trying on Sporty, Baby, Posh and Scary for size over the years. Seems that she’s finally settled on Slutty-Bridal-Spice.