VIVA WHATEVER: GINGER GERI’S ATTEMPT AT SHOW-STEALING SCUPPERED BY CHEAP BRIDAL GOWN

Oh dear, Geri Halliwell has finally lost it. In her latest reinvention, Geri has a two pronged PR attack whereby she attempts grab all of the attention at the Spice Girls musical launch by wearing a bridal gown and channels Grace Kelly to rid the public's memory of the thought  of her bumping uglies with Russell Brand earlier this year. The result, as astutely mused by Bomo, is a grown woman dressed up as a teenage bride in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Ginger Spice nearly achieved half of her goal, to literally hide her bandmates behind her enormous ice blue skirt, but alas Victoria stole the show with her Posh antics. She looked ridiculous. But she always has done, hasn't she. As bad a singer as Vicky was, nothing compared to the awkwardness of Geri's voice and un-natural rhythm. Spice idea-hatchers covered up Halliwell's complete lack of musical talent from the get go, by hooshing up her t*ts and sticking her head in the Drag-O-Matic 2000. But bless her, she did try to shake off the sexy Spice image by trying on Sporty, Baby, Posh and Scary for size over the years. Seems that she's finally settled on Slutty-Bridal-Spice.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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  1. Yep one of my fav Spice Girls – looking good in anything !!! :)

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