HOW DOES MIRANDA KERR STACK UP AGAINST THE LATE, GREAT KATE MOSS FOR MANGO?

So it's well known that high street uber-brand Mango gave Kate Moss the push (or she told them to fack off - I prefer the latter tale). And who did they replace her with? The most boring supermodel in the history of striking-a-pose and throwing blue steel at a photographer. Here we have Miranda Kerr at the Mango SS13 launch this week. My eyes don't roll far back enough in my head in reaction to everything and anything this one does - from her boring marriage to Orlando Bloom (which is allegedly on the rocks but who gives a toss) and post-baby-body-bullshit, to her f*cking Victoria's Secret wings and Joey Potter dimple. Kate looks better passed out in a drunken stupor with Sadie Frost's vomit caked in her hair than this wannabe glamour-puss. At her Mango launch in January 2012...

...and the Autumn-Winter 2012 launch with Uncle Terry's thumb ready for action. But let's decide on the campaign shall we?

It's a resounding 'piss off kissy-face' from the Bohomoth jury. Kate wins. Hands down, every round.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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9 Responses to HOW DOES MIRANDA KERR STACK UP AGAINST THE LATE, GREAT KATE MOSS FOR MANGO?

  1. jojo says:

    You scared me, I thought Kate passed….

  2. Kate says:

    Sad to say that the Gunnedah girl looks like a strung out Tulisa in these shots.

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  4. Bee says:

    Kate, every time.

  5. Cee says:

    Kate would have taken one look at those vile clothes and said ‘no feckin way’. And If that’s what Mango is serving up for s/s13 I won’t be going anywhere near it either, that stuff looks like the dregs of the super-discount rails at TK Maxx.

  6. Shana says:

    Why will Kate Moss NOT get old and raggy??!!

  7. Sassy says:

    god knows cocaine kate has been abusing herself for years…..but it seems to be aging her in reverse….she’s the benjamin button of models !!

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