So it’s well known that high street uber-brand Mango gave Kate Moss the push (or she told them to fack off – I prefer the latter tale). And who did they replace her with? The most boring supermodel in the history of striking-a-pose and throwing blue steel at a photographer.
Here we have Miranda Kerr at the Mango SS13 launch this week.
My eyes don’t roll far back enough in my head in reaction to everything and anything this one does – from her boring marriage to Orlando Bloom (which is allegedly on the rocks but who gives a toss) and post-baby-body-bullshit, to her f*cking Victoria’s Secret wings and Joey Potter dimple.
Kate looks better passed out in a drunken stupor with Sadie Frost’s vomit caked in her hair than this wannabe glamour-puss.
At her Mango launch in January 2012…
…and the Autumn-Winter 2012 launch with Uncle Terry’s thumb ready for action.
But let’s decide on the campaign shall we?
It’s a resounding ‘piss off kissy-face’ from the Bohomoth jury. Kate wins. Hands down, every round.