JOHN MAYER AND KATY PERRY EXPLAINED: IT’S NOT THE KEY TO HER HEART HE’S HOLDING…

 
Oh so smitten: John Mayer whispered sweet nothings to Katy Perry as the pair watched a Rolling Stones concert in New Jersey on Thursday
You know those guys who for no blindingly-obvious reason to anyone else gets their girlfriends absolutely obsessed with them and no-one can figure out why?Well, once one told me the secret of his success. He said that if you can get a girl to tell you that one secret thing that turns her on that she won't dare admit to anyone else and that a boyfriend would never find out on their own in bed then you've got them wrapped around your dickfinger forever.
Seriously, they'll put up with anything near enough.
Date night: The cute couple didn't stop smiling as they watched the iconic band together
And, that has to be what's going on with Katy Perry and John Mayer. Whilst Russell Brand might boast about the many notches on his bed-post, men who sleep around are usually selfish lovers because they're all about self-gratification, too lazy to take the time to learn the difficult and intricate process of making a woman reach orgasm, instead treating them as a slightly better option than their own hand.
Oh and a means to boast about their self-proclaimed virility and skill at getting semi-drunk women into bed to other guys down at the pub.
The look of love: But the pair were more interested in gazing adoringly at one another than anything else
As is the case with Rihanna's unfathomable obsession with Chris Brown, each of Mayer's ex-girlfriends Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift... were all putty in his hands, and I'm telling you - it's directly because he's great in bed. Annoyingly, because his personality could use a lot of fine-tuning.
I'm just dying to know the particular kink (of potentially many to choose from) that Mayer's found the key to of Perry's that he's whispering he'll do to her after the Rolling Stones show in New Jersey that they attended last night...

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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5 Responses to JOHN MAYER AND KATY PERRY EXPLAINED: IT’S NOT THE KEY TO HER HEART HE’S HOLDING…

  1. jojo says:

    Wonder if he’s given her “THE ROLEX WATCH” yet, all his girls get them as gift…

  2. jojo says:

    No, it seems that comes later..
    Aniston still wears hers..

  3. cal says:

    Probably got a huge dick and stamina – a great combination and one that you put up with bad behaviour for!

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