You know those guys who for no blindingly-obvious reason to anyone else gets their girlfriends absolutely obsessed with them and no-one can figure out why?Well, once one told me the secret of his success. He said that if you can get a girl to tell you that one secret thing that turns her on that she won’t dare admit to anyone else and that a boyfriend would never find out on their own in bed then you’ve got them wrapped around your
Seriously, they’ll put up with anything near enough.
And, that has to be what’s going on with Katy Perry and John Mayer.
Whilst Russell Brand might boast about the many notches on his bed-post, men who sleep around are usually selfish lovers because they’re all about self-gratification, too lazy to take the time to learn the difficult and intricate process of making a woman reach orgasm, instead treating them as a slightly better option than their own hand.
Oh and a means to boast about their self-proclaimed virility and skill at getting semi-drunk women into bed to other guys down at the pub.
As is the case with Rihanna’s unfathomable obsession with Chris Brown, each of Mayer’s ex-girlfriends Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift… were all putty in his hands, and I’m telling you – it’s directly because he’s great in bed.
Annoyingly, because his personality could use a lot of fine-tuning.
I’m just dying to know the particular kink (of potentially many to choose from) that Mayer’s found the key to of Perry’s that he’s whispering he’ll do to her after the Rolling Stones show in New Jersey that they attended last night…