Oh I’m a wicked woman. When I saw these photographs of Harry Styles partying it up at a University in Sheffield on Saturday night while Taylor Swift was busy practising her ‘Swift-Styles’ signature in Cologne, Germany, I let out a lengthy Muttley from the Hanna- Barbera cartoon-type snigger.
But Taylor, whose ridiculous ‘never, ever, ever, ever gonna get back tog-ether with you-oo’ song keeps annoyingly appearing on my internal jukebox when it’s set to random, would point her Beatrix Potter-themed pencil at me tutting that the joke’s actually on me because they really, really are a couple it turns out.
Or so Radio One DJ Nick ‘Grimmers’ Grimshaw tells The Mirror: ’Harry really likes Taylor, he’s fallen for her in a big way.
‘At first I wasn’t sure if the relationship was a real one but I talk to him a lot and it seems to be that she’s the one – for now, anyway.’
Oooh ouch. ‘THE ONE FOR NOW?’ – that noise you can hear is Taylor, 22, holding two of her toy Benjamin rabbit cuddly toys over a pan of boiling water on a stove and texting 18-year-old Harry with a photo of it frantically demanding an explanation.
Let’s hope for the bunnies’ sake that the jumper that this blonde Uni student’s wearing wasn’t one that Taylor gave Harry as a romantic Christmas present that he then decided to give away to an attendee at an ironic ugly-on-purpose festive sweater party.