ARSE: RIHANNA MAYBE GOT A DOPE PLANT TATTOOED ON HER BUM AS THE WORLD LEARNS SHE’S PROBABLY BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN

I'm bored of Rihanna and the gay community has dropped her because of her renewed dalliance with the homophobic, celebrity girlfriend-beater Chris Brown. I predict that by this time next year the once-promising 16-year-old that Jay-Z f-cked plucked from obscurity in Barbados then propelled to world stardom will be the Lindsay Lohan of the music world. Yes stick a fork in her in December 2013 because she'll be done. But thankfully, I suppose, one person will never tire of her antics- and that's Rihanna herself. She's popped this picture on instagram in a bid to make us think she inked a dope plant leaf on her arse . It could well be hers because she's a f-cking IDIOT but those sure as sh-te aren't her arms. But for a join-the-dots-together hint at whose arms they could be, she also tweeted the above photograph of her holding hands with Chris Brown and, at the same time, HE posted a picture of them together before taking it down 15 minutes later. So yeah, as predicted yesterday it looks like the Tina Turner and Ike of our generation are back together in time for Christmas. And if that doesn't make you feel sick, I'd also like to point out here that looking at his face is a timely reminder not to sit on cold pavements at this time of year in case you contract a nasty case of haemorrhoids - which I'm imagining any good arse doctor will tell you look pretty much like that.    

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  9. sassy says:

    now thats an arse Pippa

  10. Anonymous says:

    You chat ALOT of shit on this website half the stuff you say is bullshit you sound like an 11 year old whos parents allow them to talk SHIT about people they don’t know SHIT about on the Internet. Find yourself a day job hun cos this ain’t for you

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