MARIAH CAREY SHOWS US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CELEBRITIES GIVE THEIR STYLISTS TIME OFF OVER THE HOLIDAYS

 

Hitting a low note: Mariah Carey teamed a black and white check dress with a thick bandage belt for an Aspen shopping trip on Saturday

F-ck me with a sharp stick sideways – what isMariah Carey wearing while on a shopping trip in Aspen over the weekend?

Somebody is obviously hitting the festive cocktails hard and decided to gift us all with Lion from the Wizard of Oz gets hammered at dinner, wanders into the cloakroom at a restaurant instead of the toilets and comes out wearing one leg of the obese chef’s spare pair of trousers as a boob tube-cum-dress chic.

Snow joke: It wasn't the most appropriate ensemble to stroll down the snow-covered streets of the Colorado town

It’s clear she’s hoping to pull off an optical illusion of some kind, but the only thing she’s managing is making me want to grab the nearest spoon and gouge out my own eyes to put them out of their misery.

And that hair! I can smell the hairspray still burning on the curling tongs several days later from here.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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7 Responses to MARIAH CAREY SHOWS US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CELEBRITIES GIVE THEIR STYLISTS TIME OFF OVER THE HOLIDAYS

  1. Ant0scar says:

    “…and comes out wearing one leg of the obese chef’s spare pair of trousers as a boob tube-cum-dress…” Lol-gasm! x

  2. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Oh Boho, I’m so relieved you are still writing over Xmas… Much needed snark whilst stuffing and bing bored to tears with my loving family… Very much appreciated! Bo ho ho.

  3. Kim says:

    Is she bald, wearing a wig? That is an awfully high hairline. Like Cate Blanchett playing Elizabeth I. Or even Glenda Jackson.

  4. raker says:

    In the immortal words (and heavy Birmingham accent) of one of my best friends when greeted with such a sight:

    “Oh my good gawd, what ‘ave yow come as?”

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  7. limo hire says:

    She looks fat – get on a diet fat lump!!! Is she like Jacko surrounded by idiots that only say “yeh you look great!”

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