F-ck me with a sharp stick sideways – what isMariah Carey wearing while on a shopping trip in Aspen over the weekend?
Somebody is obviously hitting the festive cocktails hard and decided to gift us all with Lion from the Wizard of Oz gets hammered at dinner, wanders into the cloakroom at a restaurant instead of the toilets and comes out wearing one leg of the obese chef’s spare pair of trousers as a boob tube-cum-dress chic.
It’s clear she’s hoping to pull off an optical illusion of some kind, but the only thing she’s managing is making me want to grab the nearest spoon and gouge out my own eyes to put them out of their misery.
And that hair! I can smell the hairspray still burning on the curling tongs several days later from here.