BREAKING NEWS: JENNIFER ANISTON’S WOMB REMAINS EMPTY

 

Bikini time! Jennifer Aniston spent Christmas Eve sunbathing in Cabo, Mexico

Take that womber-mongerers! Jennifer Aniston’s tummy is still as taut and toned as it ever was.

The 43-year-old actress has taken fiancé Justin Theroux, 40, to the One & Only Palmilla Resort in Los Cabos, Mexico (where I swear she has a lifetime free holidays pass for all the acres of press she gets them every time she goes) for a Christmas and possibly New Year break.

Buff bodies: Jennifer's fiance Justin Theroux showed off his heavily tattooed back

There’s not really much else for me to say about this other than Jen has a great rack and I wish that topless sunbathing was de rigeur in Mexico and Justin’s down to about 10% body fat and appears to have had extra ink done since their trip to Capri in Summer.

Buff bodies: Jennifer and her fiance Justin Theroux showed off their matching muscles

I wish that Betty Swollocks would stop sunbathing in jeans and a beret. Forking hell Justin would it really be so uncool to wear properly ventilated shorts?

Bringing sexy back: Jennifer's love displayed his body art

If I was Jen I would point blank refuse to give him holiday head until he went out and purchased some suitable swimwear, in trying to look cool he’s coming off like a pikey who’s refusing to shell out on the right gear for the beach.

He’s at an exclusive five-star resort and he’s one step away from wearing a knotted hankie on his head.

Tanning time! The pair relaxed in the sun

 

 

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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14 Responses to BREAKING NEWS: JENNIFER ANISTON’S WOMB REMAINS EMPTY

  1. Sassy says:

    so many comments……first nice crotch shot Jen (tmz has the frontal view if that floats your boat). SEcond Justin looks ridiculous in his cut offs – your supposedly worth millions dude buy a pair of shorts. Third they are the most MISERABLE looking people on vacation i’ve ever seen. And Four theres a blind at CDAN that SCREAMS Jen.

    BLIND ITEM :
    This former A list television actress who is still A list with name recognition despite a horribly unimpressive movie career was headed on a very expensive vacation this week when a mom pushing a girl in a wheelchair came up to the actress and said that her daughter has leukemia and wondered if the actress would pose for a photo. The actress took a look at the girl and shook her head and said, “Sorry. Don’t have time.” The actress then went outside and had a cigarette.

  2. Siska says:

    I like how Jen has her ritual holiday..she look healthy.
    On for the blind..remember,,they can make any stuff cause they not reveal the person..and it’s holiday season,,it’s not only Jen who went holiday..
    And Jen is a seasoned actress,who knew about pr game,I dont think she will do that,she isn’t stupid enough.

    • Canuck says:

      I find it a bit hard to imagine someone who has been an active supporter of St. Judes for years doing this to a sick child.

      Didn’t she quit smoking a while back?

      • Siska says:

        Yeah she been trying to quit and I think she is on the electric cigarette last year.
        I knew that Jen always professional ,she even handle rude fans on the restaurant very professional when they insist for her signature when she is in the middle of conversation and eating.
        So,it doubtful that she will do that to a sick kid.
        I notice cdan tend to be more negative toward Jen. I more believe on blind gossip site.
        Anyway,that site already being outed by New York post as unreliable,,it’s just a fun stuff for people to guess.

  3. sassy says:

    honestly i think she is like any other celeb doing charities ..for PR – no photoop maybe she just wanted her own space>? As for private plane…its possible the wheelchair was loading on a public plane earlier than other passengers on the same tarmac

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  5. sophie says:

    Jen quit smoking quite a while ago – hence the weight gain – as she previously said.

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  8. Freak on a Leash says:

    Hot fun in the wintertime! Go Jen!

  9. Lisa says:

    Jen traveled private to Cabo so she wouldn’t have had any contact with the public. There are also pics of them flying to Cabo so if she was smoking there would also be pictures of that even though I am positive she quit. The owner of that blog has also been outed for pretending to be a huge lawyer when he isn’t and also making up blinds so I call Bs on that one and 99% of the others he posts.

  10. Siska says:

    Update,Jen holiday just getting more merrier,jimmy kimmel n fiancé and emily blunt n hubby also join in..really want Jen’s life.

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