Watch out, Victoria Beckham, Harry Styles is coming for YOU next.
Hang on, no, Posh has had her melon-like implants removed and is on her fifth or sixth boob job or something now, isn’t she?
Anyway, dirty Harry is back in the UK and has been bowling with his bandmates after a pre-Christmas publicity-friendly romp around America with Taylor Swift.
I bet you he’ll whisk her off to Paris for Valentines Day next if they’re still together. After Beatrix Potter land, the New York zoo and snowboarding in Utah he’s going to be kind of running out of ways to impress the 23-year-old singer.
When I was her age a can of cider and a puff on a joint was all it took.
After that though, the older-lady loving 18-year-old will get bored.
That roaring noise you can hear is Demi Moore sharpening her cougar claws in LA and oiling up her hip joints getting ready to do her mating dance…