HARRY STYLES WORKS THE SHAFT AND CUPS HIS BALLS AS HE SPENDS TIME AWAY FROM TAYLOR SWIFT

 
Nice pair: Harry Styles posted a picture of himself at a bowling alley with a couple of balls held up in a cheeky position
Watch out, Victoria Beckham, Harry Styles is coming for YOU next. Hang on, no, Posh has had her melon-like implants removed and is on her fifth or sixth boob job or something now, isn't she? Anyway, dirty Harry is back in the UK and has been bowling with his bandmates after a pre-Christmas publicity-friendly romp around America with Taylor Swift. I bet you he'll whisk her off to Paris for Valentines Day next if they're still together. After Beatrix Potter land, the New York zoo and snowboarding in Utah he's going to be kind of running out of ways to impress the 23-year-old singer. When I was her age a can of cider and a puff on a joint was all it took. After that though, the older-lady loving 18-year-old will get bored. That roaring noise you can hear is Demi Moore sharpening her cougar claws in LA and oiling up her hip joints getting ready to do her mating dance...

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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2 Responses to HARRY STYLES WORKS THE SHAFT AND CUPS HIS BALLS AS HE SPENDS TIME AWAY FROM TAYLOR SWIFT

  1. Bupple says:

    “Work the shaft and cup the balls” – lovin’ the Sly Stallone in his trailer with a laydee and his mike left open nod

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