HARRY STYLES WHISKS TAYLOR SWIFT OFF TO THE CARIBBEAN, SHOWS WHY 18-YEAR-OLDS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET TATTOOS

Harry Styles’ mum needs to give him a clip around the ear and tell him to use his biros for doing his homework, not for scribbling all over his body and then trotting to the tattoo shop to get his latest ideas inked on his body permanently.

This is the view that Taylor gets when she’s riding her young boyfriend around the bedroom pretending that he’s a fully grown my little pony and brushing his locks.

The 18-year-old One Directioner is currently on Necker isle in the British Virgin Islands with girlfriend Taylor Swift, 22, as a guest of British billionaire businessman Richard Branson which is where the above photographs were taken.

I’m not sure the publicity-hungry Virgin boss (I’m talking about Richard, not Taylor) is the best of influences on young Harry, much as I’m sure he’s a lovely guy.

Branson’s known for lots of things I can’t write here as well as holding exuberant naked parties on his private island paradise and I’m told by reliable eye-witnesses that he’s hung like a horse.

Let’s hope Taylor kept her eyes averted while the pair were going for romantic moonlit walks on the beach during their trip there which they left for late last week.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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11 Responses to HARRY STYLES WHISKS TAYLOR SWIFT OFF TO THE CARIBBEAN, SHOWS WHY 18-YEAR-OLDS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET TATTOOS

  1. jojo says:

    Oh no, my eyes………..

  2. Forget styles, tell me more about Branson! I met him once and his charisma made my knees wobble. Scarlett xoxoxox

  3. Jameson says:

    Styles is just gross. And I read how Taylor’s Dad was worried about his daughter falling in love with him blah blah blah

    For all the halo’s Taylor pretends to have, she sure gets around a lot.

    Like we say in the bathhouse biz, “Watch out for the quiet ones.”

  4. sassy says:

    reports say they’ve broken up – already – Swiftie goes through boys like Kleenex – so either she AIN’T putting out….or she SMOTHERS them to death with her clinginess

  5. mazzy says:

    Someone get this kid some mosquito repellent STAT!

  6. LAURA says:

    I LOVE YOU DIRECTIONER

  7. doudou says:

    I LOVE YOUS JE T AIME TROP HARRY . JE VOUS ADORE TOUS LES ONE DIRECTION MAI EN PARTICULIER TOI HARRYE ET MA COPINNE PREFERE ZAYN ET HARRY LES BG

    • DOUNIA says:

      I LOVE YOUS JE T AIME TROP HARRY . JE VOUS ADORE TOUS LES ONE DIRECTION MAI EN PARTICULIER TOI HARRY ET MA COPINNE PREFERE ZAYN ET HARRY LES BG

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