Do you know that cringey ‘urghuhughugh’ full body shiver noise that Sideshow Bob makes in The Simpsons when he thinks about Marge’s sister and her hairy legs?
That was what I did when I cast my eyes over these stills from Pete Doherty’s new film ‘Confessions Of A Child Of The Century’, where his character gets to boff Charlotte Gainsbourgh – who can only have accepted the role after negotiating extra danger money.
This is the view that Supermodel Kate Moss got to enjoy on a regular basis back when the pair were dating.
I’ll just pause while you clean the barf off your keyboard.
As you can see, the films’ makers got to skimp on having a wardrobe department as having Peter in the lead role as a 19th century dandy-about-town meant he just had to stroll on set in whatever he happened to be wearing that day.
I’m convinced going to the cinema to watch this would be just like firing up one of the many home movies that Pete’s made in a crack-haze on youtube.
He’s living in Paris now and last year when he was in London and missed the last Eurostar at night, he went to a hotel near the station and asked if they had any places.
The manager told him to hang on and then took him to a side room and gave him an application form to fill out. – Yes, one look at P-Doh and they assumed he was down on his luck and searching for a job, rather than thinking he was a potential client.