Oh Dear. Lindsay Lohan could easily look at Pamela Anderson and use her as a magical mirror that tells her future – if she’s lucky, that is.
The 45-year-old just finished a disastrous stint on the UK’s Dancing On Ice TV show- which does what it says on the tin and is about ice-skating not crystal meth – where she got kicked off early for a routine where her tits fell out of her dress and she skidded when she was supposed to glide (or something).
Story of her life really.
The snorty girl made up for lost time by going out in London’s Mayfair last night and getting spangled, leaving at 3am looking like this.
Yes, that’s Pam’s arse.
Hepatitis C positive
Pam, (who surely shouldn’t be drinking alcohol?) like Lindsay, has a habit of blow
ing large quantities of money.
She was paid £150,000 to appear on this primetime TV show but as soon as that’s p-ssed up against the nearest wall, like her younger mini-me she’s going to have to look for further paid work.
She might want to invest some of that money in buying a pair of sunglasses to wear for when she leaves nightclubs in the early hours of a midweek morning.