PEOPLE OF BRITAIN, MORRISSEY HAS ADVICE FOR YOU: THE FUTURE ‘SIR’ AND ‘LADY’ BECKHAM ‘SHOULD BE FLOGGED’

Fancy a loud cackle over your tea and cornflakes? – Look no further than acidic-tongued Morrissey who has decided to gift the world with a few gems about David and Victoria Beckham, whom he’s renamed ‘The Peckhams’ and hilariously says should be ‘taken to the edge of the village and flogged’.

The singer tells Loaded: ‘I’d… have the Peckhams (Beckhams) dragged to the edge of the village and flogged because they are insufferable to anyone of intelligence, and they actively chase the paparazzi.’

The 53-year old’s been reading the weekly gossip mags because he’s eager to warn Britain that Posh ‘n’ Becks are now living amongst them and worse-  the former England skipper will soon be given a Knighthood:

‘We don’t seem to realise that David and Victoria Peckham will soon be back and god forbid they will be bestowed with titles Sir and Lady Peckham, this is what’s wrong with this country, we don’t seem to care.’

But what particularly aggravates him is Dave’s lack of knowledge about random musical instruments:

‘Football often seems to me to have no meaning whatsoever other than just to be there. It can’t be elevated any higher because so many footballers are paid £200,000 a week, yet couldn’t identify a harp.’

As much as I’ve been giggling about what he says, I think flogging the Peckhams might be a step too far. However, Morrissey’s right about one thing; David will be getting a Knighthood before we know it.

Oh and this just in from Peckingham Palace:

"What's A Harp?"

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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4 Responses to PEOPLE OF BRITAIN, MORRISSEY HAS ADVICE FOR YOU: THE FUTURE ‘SIR’ AND ‘LADY’ BECKHAM ‘SHOULD BE FLOGGED’

  1. Ant0scar says:

    Totes <3 Mozza…

  2. Boadaciousbetty says:

    Oh, maaaaan. We’re supposed to look at that last photo and think: how raw, how sexy, how vaguely rough sex! Whilst they both look pretty, they don’t look remotely authentic. The effort they’re putting in is making me chuckle, however :D

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