GOLDEN GLOBES 2013: JLO PARADES PERFECT MAKE-UP, OFF-THE-BOIL GOWN AND PEANUT C-SMART IN HALF-MAST UP-YOURS TO EXES

JLo had a busy night initially avoiding eye contact with her many exes at the Golden Globes yesterday. She started off strong with that Lopez blue steel:

She lost me south of the abso perfect hair and make-up, in a gown so enveloped in a dead trend that it could be Jenny's Sunset Boulevard gown when she plays a washed up showgirl in a dusty '60 Vegas mansion.

Though it's perfectly red carpet-worthy, this Zuhair Murad does nothing for me. We've seen this on her (and everyone else worth their salt) in the past 18 months and we are done with the naked underlay with placement lace. There's something off with the choice of white over what looks like figure-skater/ballroom dancer nude micromesh.

I wish she had asked her world tour costumer to dispense with the underlay deceptively around the lower thighs and gone for the 'is she naked' drama. Alas she did not and the underskirt just looked like spare old skin.

Also what is wrong with this picture is her peanut headed beau, C-Smart. How can she not be a laughing stock in front of Affleck and Diddy (and everyone else she's sh@gged in that room) parading this joke of a relationship around?

You know what? 'Girl don't give a sh*t, so long as her make-up is flawless.

And she's not afraid to check herself out in her metallic clutch ON the red carpet.

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About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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6 Responses to GOLDEN GLOBES 2013: JLO PARADES PERFECT MAKE-UP, OFF-THE-BOIL GOWN AND PEANUT C-SMART IN HALF-MAST UP-YOURS TO EXES

  1. katherine says:

    i think casper is perfect for her–they make a beautiful pair–he will keep her young forever

  2. Nini says:

    Jlo! People keep talking about you and Casper blablabla. Don’t listen to them and don’t worry about cause every one in Hollywood has his life. You can borrow boyfriend from someonelse.You can’t pick Angelina’s husband Jennifer Lawrence’s husband Jennifer Garner’s husband. If you pick one of them you are gonna be in trouble. I don’t think because of people you’re gonna break up your relation. If you have to break up(I hope not) please get back to Mark cause you are not gonna make with someonelse it’s gonna be a waste of time. You see what happen to Britneys. Nobody was born famous and also you can’t wake up one day you become famous you should work very hard for being famous. They’re talking like stupid. You already knew he wasn’t famous. Every event like this they are talking. Sometimes you marry with famous and rich there is no life you look like two countries in war. I hope you have a higher mind and mental.

  3. Nini says:

    Congratulations guys! You look fabulous! fantastic! great! I know sometimes people are discouraging enoug to put end in your relation. Don’t give up it’s not money and famous are making you happy all time. Let’s your heart talks. Love is King. Love is strong if you are seriously in love. Let it go!

  4. Flffgrrrlr says:

    Blimey.

  5. Boadaciousbetty says:

    Yoinks.

  6. Bin says:

    Everybody knows Ben is the only one you love Jlo now there is nothing you can do with that cause it’s already over. Any way who knows the future? I know it’s hard to forget someone you love. We broke up because something didn’t work. You need to be stable and be proud of Casper. You see if it was you on stage he woudn’t focus on you while he was next to his wife.He could focus on you if he was by himself. He loves his wife and he respects his wife. That you should do too. You said you and Casper you love each other we ‘re doing great why you’re worried about something may be strange. Here is the clue any time you feel embarras give a big hug to Casper.

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