KATE MIDDLETON AND PRINCE WILLIAM WANT A CLEANER WHO CAN COOK SIMPLE MEALS, UM NO IDEA WHY THEY’RE ADVERTISING THOUGH…

Kate Middleton may be the Discount Duchess, who’s made a name for herself for recycling designer outfits and buying high street then spending twice what it cost or more on tailoring so it fits like it’s bespoke, but that hasn’t stopped her from advertising for a servant to polish her silverware come July.

The 31-year-old Duchess of Cambridge and her husband Prince William have placed a wanted advert internally at Buckingham Palace for a ‘discrete, loyal and reliable’ employee who must ensure ‘all areas of the residence are cleaned and maintained to a high standard.’

And, the successful candidate will prepare simple meals, do some driving, wash their smalls and walk the couple’s dog Lupo.

So basically they want a posh cleaner who can whip up beans on toast for them.

I don’t know why they’re bothering to advertise though.

With her cookery book for dummies ‘Celebrate’ languishing in bargain bins in bookstores across the land, isn’t Catherine’s younger sister Pippa Middleton currently at a bit of a loose end?

 

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Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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3 Responses to KATE MIDDLETON AND PRINCE WILLIAM WANT A CLEANER WHO CAN COOK SIMPLE MEALS, UM NO IDEA WHY THEY’RE ADVERTISING THOUGH…

  1. I want a Jeeves from ‘Jeeves and Wooster’ please.
    Scarlett xoxoxo

  2. jojo says:

    Funny I thought the apartment came staffed..

  3. cal says:

    That seems a lot of duties for one person to perform. Sounds quite miserly of them.

    And isn’t William old enough to pick out his own wardrobe. By now he should know what type of clothes for each occasion, maybe an app, or a simple flowchart.

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