Who needs Harry Styles: The singer will doubtlessly get more satisfaction out of drinking her can of fizzy pop Taylor Swift - aka the most annoying little sh1t in the whole world - has released details about the 'love of her life' - Diet Coke. Of course though, the love is really all about money, because she's signed what is presumably a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with them - which means she'll be an ambassador for the brand, much in the way Beyoncé is for live music Pepsi. She loves a sip: Taylor Swift spoke about her deep feelings for Diet Coke as she announced her sponsorship deal Yes, the 23-year-old is now selling that crappy, aspartame-packed fizzy drink - that is of no nutritional benefit whatsoever and is being blamed (partly) for the rise in childhood obesity as it screws up your body's ability to regulate calorie intake - to her army of child fans. Happy lady: Taylor seems to have fulfilled a lifetime dream by teaming up with the world famous brand And, if that didn't leave an artificially-sweet taste in your mouth, her statement about the deal will.  'I wanted to share some news with you, because we’re finally making it official with one of the great loves of my life…Diet Coke,' said Swifter in a youtube vid. Then hilariously, she adds: 'I’ve said for years that Diet Coke just ‘gets me’ and my lifestyle. I’m so excited about our new partnership.' Is it a fizzy drink or a brand of tampon? - How exactly does Diet Coke 'get' the mystery that is Taylor Swift's lifestyle? And the photo above is the reason why photoshop was invented. If by that she means that execs at the brand look down on her flinging herself at one boy after another then writing break-up songs about them when they fail to propose, then that could be what she's getting at. I was working on Taylor and on again, off again man-child love Harry Styles meeting up at the NRJ Awards in Cannes over the weekend.  I'll do you up some details later.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  1. Sassy says:

    i grow weary of her

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  3. jojo says:

    she just makes it too easy….she has the mentality of a 14 year old.

  4. Shiny says:

    HER LEGS!!! Good grief.

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  7. Margo Channing says:

    Despise the cheapness (dressed as lamb of course) of her “brand”……she is no one to draw to….autotuned to oblivion and infinity, with NO personality nor personal interaction skills (and don’t let her highly paid media “sources” dissuade you otherwise, as we’ve seen the real deal in it’s full glorious action), and lastly, and maybe most importantly, she’s beginning to have “troubles” with following through with the promised bewitching energy/ambience(i.e. persons waiting with baited/PAID breath who have been promised the followthrough and reenactment of “real feminine sexual energy” portrayed onstage ) promised to any and all who have been led to believe that she, embodied within her sexual being, has been led to believe that she “likes”, “welcomes”, “embraces” highly sexual situations in any format……….she lives in the world of ludicrous asexual cartoons…….yet, she prefers to be the spectator rather than the participant…………..

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