Aha. So now we know why Kate Middleton was trotting around London picking out items from Boots The Chemist to stash under her Sherlock Holmes cape the other day.
The 31-year-old Duchess of Cambridge is currently incubating England’s future Monarch on the isle of Mustique with her husband and the Bucklebury Hillbillies in tow (of course).
St James’s Palace are keeping schtum about the “private” holiday but the Sun reports that William and Kate are staying at a plush (but of course) £19,000-a-week villa with an infinity pool, games room and stunning views of the blue Caribbean sea lapping at the white sandy beaches.
Michael and Carole Middleton – who’s celebrating her 58th birthday this week – are staying down the road with James and Pippa (who’s taking a well-deserved break after writing a £500,000 book about making ice cubes that no-one wanted to buy and the taxing duties that come with being the editor of The Party Times).
This is K-Middy on a previous holiday (I think she’s in Mustique here, they’re going almost every year now and her family are planning on buying a second home there as they’re earning enough dosh from their party tat website to also buy a new Georgian mansion in Bucklebury, Berkshire late last year- KA-CHING!).
And to those who are wondering: Yes, the gentleman behind her in the picture is indeed pitching a tent in his Bermuda shorts.