BEING ON HOLIDAY ALL THE TIME IS EXHAUSTING SO PRINCE WILLIAM’S TAKEN KATE MIDDLETON AND HER FAMILY TO RECUPERATE IN MUSTIQUE

Aha. So now we know why Kate Middleton was trotting around London picking out items from Boots The Chemist to stash under her Sherlock Holmes cape the other day.

"So I said to Grandmother that Catherine simply must have a holiday from having a holiday and where better to do that than in Mustique?"

The 31-year-old Duchess of Cambridge is currently incubating England’s future Monarch on the isle of Mustique with her husband and the Bucklebury Hillbillies in tow (of course).

St James’s Palace are keeping schtum about the “private” holiday but the Sun reports that William and Kate are staying at a plush (but of course) £19,000-a-week villa with an infinity pool, games room and stunning views of the blue Caribbean sea lapping at the white sandy beaches.

This one? - (It’s a secret where they actually are but if you fancy some travel p°rn then that site has some A-mazing villas and this is where they stayed last year).

Michael and Carole Middleton – who’s celebrating her 58th birthday this week – are staying down the road with James and Pippa (who’s taking a well-deserved break after writing a £500,000 book about making ice cubes that no-one wanted to buy and the taxing duties that come with being the editor of The Party Times).

This is K-Middy on a previous holiday (I think she’s in Mustique here, they’re going almost every year now and her family are planning on buying a second home there as they’re earning enough dosh from their party tat website to also buy a new Georgian mansion in Bucklebury, Berkshire late last year- KA-CHING!).

And to those who are wondering: Yes, the gentleman behind her in the picture is indeed pitching a tent in his Bermuda shorts.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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5 Responses to BEING ON HOLIDAY ALL THE TIME IS EXHAUSTING SO PRINCE WILLIAM’S TAKEN KATE MIDDLETON AND HER FAMILY TO RECUPERATE IN MUSTIQUE

  1. jojo says:

    I just feel awful for them…poor overworked Royals…

  2. Angelinaballerina says:

    I wish Harry would be king instead, William and Kate are so lazy! Harry seems to have Diana’s touch with people and seems to enjoy his charity work.

    • GoddessM says:

      LOL. Going out on PR jaunts to exploit the “lower classes”is nothing to rave about.
      “Harry is getting more bad press let’s send him to Africa to exploit orphans!”

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