The latest in the ChRihanna real-life soap opera is that Chris turned up at court with Rihanna in tow yesterday for a hearing that stems from his 2009 assault case against her- you know the one where he bit, punched and kicked her for throwing his cell phone out of the window of a rented car he was driving as they left a Grammys pre-party.
Rihanna, 24, left arm-in-arm with him after she blew kisses at him from the public gallery as prosecutors sought to revoke his probation.
The 23-year-old R&B singer is accused of lying about completing his community service (which, well, of course he lied but it’s a southern California court so he’ll no doubt get congratulated by the judge for being a model citizen) but a new hearing was set for April 5th.
Anyway he turned up looking like this.
Whaaaaaaat the fark? I know he’s not capable of stringing a sentence together but can he really not turn on an iron and run it over his suit before leaving the house? Isn’t that taken as a sign of disrespect toward the court? He may as well have just turned up in a pair of plastic slip-on beach shoes, a string vest, a knotted hankie on his head and a pair of sweaty track-pants.
As well as being on hand to infer to the judge that the assault case is null and void because she’s letting him shag her again, Rihanna was also there to apply his Super Gro ‘miracle hair cream’ for Chris in the loos before he faced the judge.
He was snapped clutching this in his hand with his un-ironed suit over his arm as he left his house for his court hearing yesterday.
So as well as being a woman-beating/chocking thug, Chris also suffers from an itchy scalp thanks to premature hair loss.