Oh dear. Poor old Katy Perry. The 28-year-old singer put on a Rafael Cennamo beaded gown to wear to a pre-Grammys bash on Saturday and then managed to ruin the look by accessorising with self-confessed jerk John Mayer. Even when the 35-year-old Jessica Simpson ex is dressed up in his very best togs he looks like he needs a five-hour long shower in bleach followed by a good scrub and hose-down with Dettol. No wonder there's so many empty bottles of wine on their table. I'd imagine an evening with John requires a two bottle minimum. [caption id="attachment_27227" align="aligncenter" width="632" caption="John: "Hey look... Look I can pull my own finger, man...my body is a wonderland""][/caption] [caption id="attachment_27228" align="aligncenter" width="632" caption="Sting: "Katy love, what the feck are you doing with this twat?" Katy: "Oh well he's like rilly intellectual and stuff... Er... John honey there's a problem going on under here...""][/caption] [caption id="attachment_27229" align="aligncenter" width="632" caption="Katy: "John, baby. Move away from Sting now, you followed through just now when you pulled your own finger...""][/caption]

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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