"It's THIS big Katy, honest"

It’s always easier to give other people dating advice than it is to follow it yourself and whilst Katy Perry might not mind being seen with John golden shower boy Mayer she does have a problem with being spotted alongside her ex coke snorting and clit-diddling partner Rihanna with Chris Brown.

According to Us Weekly, Perry, 28, told Grammy bosses that she didn’t want to be seated anywhere near ChRihanna on Sunday.

The source said: ‘They aren’t tight anymore because Katy doesn’t approve of Rihanna dating Chris Brown.’

I did wonder briefly if it was because John Mayer shat his big boy pants at the thought of being anywhere near Chris but then decided that as a fairly reasonable human-being Perry probably thinks getting back with the man who hospitalised you is not a good life choice.

This just in: Rihanna’s reaction…

The problem is that if this is true and the Grammys didn’t happen to seat people according to proximity to the stage for picking up awards according to the show schedule (it was a massive auditorium) what Katy thinks won’t matter one jot to the fully dickmatised Rihanna.

Her and Chris will marry and have babies, fight, then get back together over and over again at least six times (according to statistics) before she wakes up and smells the twattery and escapes in one piece (if she’s lucky).

Rihanna clearly has low self-esteem and thinks her love is changing and saving Brown.

It’s a domestic abuse case study right out of psychiatry 101.



About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  1. sassy says:

    I’d have a hard time with it if she were my friend too

  2. Shiny says:

    Rihanna is so the next Whitney, and not in a good way. Drugs are going to ruin her. Bobby got out of the whole thing less of an addict than Houston. Chris Brown might be the abuser in this case, but Rihanna is actively participating in a doomed relationship. Over the years that unchecked low self worth will transform into a serious addiction. And once Brown ‘finds God’, he’ll leave her behind smoking crack for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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