"Sorry to disappoint you but Paris & River are not expecting any babies at the moment."Phew! That's a relief. gunt then? - Coke bloat? Constipation?... ...OR is she trying to get press - hoping if she pushes her stomach out when she's being photographed that one of the weeklies will run a story on her speculating that she's pregnant, just like her former stylist Kim? (Hilton's own rep didn't confirm or deny when I asked). above, here, here, here and here for example. Whilst none of these times ever resulted in a pregnancy, it also transpires that it can be a common side-effect of congenital herpes from resulting abdominal pressure.
And, when the contents of Paris's storage locker - which she forgot to pay rental for - were posted online in 2006 , the world learned that she had need for a Valtrex (herpes medication) prescription in 2003 (when her current f-ck buddy was the tender age of 12). Some Valtrex users report side effects including... a swollen stomach. Hilarious and gross as that may be in equal parts, the jury finds the defendant guilty on this particular occasion of wearing a pregnancy prosthetic for garnering press attention. *Bangs gavel* Case dismissed!