BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE DRESSED UP THEIR MINI-ME TWINS AS A GANGSTER AND HIS MOLL

"In This Country, You Gotta Make The Money First, Then When You Get The Money, You Get The Power, When You Get The Power, Then You Get The Women, That's Why You Gotta Make Your Own Moves"

Ummm. What the fork’s going on here?

I didn’t know that 4-year-old Knox Jolie-Pitt had taken up drug dealing.

He looks like Al Pacino’s sidekick in Scarface when they got to Miami and were trying to pull Americano girls on the beach.

And as for Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, well the twins just need to take up smoking, drinking and develop a love of cocaine and they’d be Kate Moss and Jamie Hince feeling tired and emotional after yet another late night out.

Of course in Brangelina’s world (which we all just live in), this is how you dress your mini-me kids up to take them to the LA Natural History Museum to buy some dinosaurs – which is what they did last Thursday.

Not only do the kids look so uncomfortable that they can barely walk, Brange were so busy dressing the twins up that they somehow forgot to pack their other four children and take them out for the day as well.

Nevermind, if they’d had to carefully pick out outfits for each of the other kids to wear to fit with the ‘rainbow family’ aesthetic, the place would have been shut by the time they’d got there.

This is the twins’ most ridiculous outfit to date: 18th century plantation owner style for a trip to the corner store to pick up Gatorades and Cheetos.

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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20 Responses to BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE DRESSED UP THEIR MINI-ME TWINS AS A GANGSTER AND HIS MOLL

  1. jojo says:

    Bizarre…and after not being seen or heard from suddenly they are everywhere…
    Somethings up..

  2. Lane says:

    Jolie has raised veins on her legs as well as her arms -grim!

  3. MizEliza says:

    Boho, as much as I love reading you and laughing at your quick wit, I have to slap you on your wrists for making such polarizing comments about these poor children. I pray for these kids every fricken day, and I hope they are of a strong enough constitution that they are able to escape the mindf*ck and aftermath that accompanies having such a childhood.

    Please, luv, these poor things are victims (and soon to be survivors), so can we treat them as such?

    • Anonymous says:

      Well said mrs.

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      The comments are not aimed at the children- they’re aimed at the parents. The child collecting and treating them as if they’re parading an exotic collection of rare and different orchids really irritates me. Having children shouldn’t be a social experiment or an extension of the parents’ personality like, say, furnishing a house would be. I’d much rather we never saw these kids and if we did they were happy and smiling and socialising with other kids their own age. Remember before Shi was born that Brad and Madd had matching mohawks? She did that- grabbed Maddox and shaved it into his head and now that dubious honour of being ‘mini Brad’ has fallen to Knox. Vivienne’s supposed to be like Marcheline I think. It’s just screwed up, let them be themselves. What 4-year-old kid wants to wear over-sized shades? – They treat them like rich kids treat Chihuahuas then take them home and hand them to the nannies.

      • Freak on a Leash says:

        ‘The child collecting and treating them as if they’re parading an exotic collection of rare and different orchids really irritates me. ‘

        EXACTLY!
        These average kids (tho the Brand try to present them as special) have bitchass abnormal, dare I say paranormal, freaks for parents. They would have lost at least a couple specimens from their collection to authorities already if they weren’t celeb$ with pull and didn’t have child therapists on call and employ a nanny per child to do the real raising.

  4. sassy says:

    I think they look adorable – no difference in VB letting her kids dress up as well in matching outfits to David
    **ducks for cover**

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      hahaha. No, I totally agree. Also: Isn’t that the point of having kids? Dressing them up to suit your whims before the little sods actually get minds of their own.

      • sassy says:

        im the wrong one to ask….been storm stayed all day with mine who probably has bronciitis ..but of course when i told him to NOT go out Friday night did he listen? NO, now the ENTIRE day i’ve listened to him bitch and whine and cough. he just asked me to change the channel from entertainment shows…UMMM hell no…suck it up princess. .lol – i so need a gay son…be so much easier

  5. alazonn says:

    Ange has such terrible dress sense she makes me sad. Everything she wears is black and beige, shapeless and blah.

  6. Dee says:

    Why does this family looks like they are in a perpetuate state of mourning???

  7. Dee says:

    damn can’t spell today….meant perpetual state of mourning….

  8. anon says:

    IMO she dresses Knox to look like Brad so they look similar. Doesn’t want anyone to doubt he is Brad’s which is why she tries to hard. She is soo sooo transparent.

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  10. anonymous says:

    “The comments are not aimed at the children- they’re aimed at the parents”

    Same thing. When these kids finally read these types of comments they will not be splitting hairs.

  11. cal says:

    Those two kids are adorable. I love that the family is all wearing black in the above photo. I primarily wear black and have driven black cars for many years, but then I dress to suit myself, nobody else.

    But a horrible thought did go through my head, seeing how she matches them with the clothes and having read your site long enough to know that this woman has a pretty f**ked up view of what she does and portrays, all attention seeking of course. Remember that kiss with her bio brother?! Hope she doesn’t try to lay on some sick incest portrayal or guidance with those two kids.

    As you were.

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  13. anonymous says:

    “Hope she doesn’t try to lay on some sick incest portrayal or guidance with those two kids”

    Cal, what is wrong with you? Even suggesting that is libelous and can get the webmaster in trouble. There are some places you need not go.

  14. Dzone says:

    The kids r cute nox looks like jolie those lips,forehead only his hair is like
    Pitts. The black outfits lol. Reminds me of her oscar zombie dress w/out the
    Scary makeup.

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