Okay, Hollywood fashion community, hands up who's styling Vanessa Hudgens?
Is it Molly Ringwald's character from Pretty In Pink, let loose on a huge pink gown with her box of heavy-handed tricks? Or perhaps this is a prom dress that got stood up and spent the night ripping bottom casings off from Reese's Peanut Butter Minis?
I think the latter.
The only way to describe Vanessa's styling for the Spring Breakers Paris premiere - a Rafael Cennamo dress that was falling off her, enormous rosette detailed klunkers and Janice Dickinson's '80s hair - is a f*cking mess.
This look doesn't deserve a delve into the thesaurus. It's a disgrace on legs.