When Lindsay Lohan managed to blag her way into to the AmfAR gala as someone's plus one at the start of New York Fashion Week, she called up old pal Charlie Sheen to pull some strings for her and beg, steal or borrow her a dress. Charlie managed to get celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to work with her and although the actor offered to go "halfsies" on a dress, Bloch managed to get Roberto Cavalli to lend Lil-Let one. And, it came back looking like this:
"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] she couldn't possibly wear it like that - so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress," a source tells Us Weekly. "But what bouncer has scissors?"  "She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! " the source continues. "She's out of control and behaving really badly."
I'm trying to think how a dress just rips at a club, why they decided the cure for this would be cutting it so it would have skimmed her vagina mound and why she even bothered to return it in that state. Doing that and not apologising is like saying: "I p1ssed in your pocket, have a nice time at the dry cleaners and PS: it was all totally your fault!" But to be honest, Cavalli should count himself lucky that she didn't just blatantly steal it so you know, baby steps and all that.  

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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  1. jojo says:

    If you loan her anything this is what you have to expect. Hohan has no respect for anyone and feels she’s entitled, the best thing is to stay clear of her.

  2. sassy says:

    OMG so she was down on her knees in the bathroom either doing blow or giving a bj and ripped it getting up….? what a freaking loser this chick is

  3. sassy says:

    cant wait to see get turned away from the oscar parties :D

  4. Freak on a Leash says:

    I repeat, why are expensive things being handed over to this horse’s assface?

  5. Shiny says:

    Less Cavalli is always better than more. She did the world a favour IMO :P

  6. x says:

    She has absolutely destroyed her once pretty face.

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