JESSICA SIMPSON HAS THOUGHT UP A RILLY KEWL NAME FOR HER SECOND BABY

Somewhere in between stuffing her face with Tex-Mex, getting ‘intimate’ with fiancé Eric Johnson and tearing up her Weight Watchers contract into tiny pieces and laughing like a maniac, Jessica Simpson’s brain cell thought up an amazing name for her second child.

ACE!

No, I’m not saying that’s ace, that’s what she’s actually decided to call it him.

“[She's] told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” a source told Us Weekly.

 

Ace is probably the only boy’s name she knew how to spell.

And, ‘Ace Johnson’ sounds like an obscure sexual fetish her dad Papa Joe’s possibly into or the name of a p°rn star.

Which is probably exactly the vibe jess was going for.

Yay! So that’s the to do list for the year sorted –  more ice cream!, chicken!, tuna!

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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6 Responses to JESSICA SIMPSON HAS THOUGHT UP A RILLY KEWL NAME FOR HER SECOND BABY

  1. jojo says:

    When is this baby due ? She’s gained a lot of weight already, all that lipo wasted…

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      Ah well she can always have more lipo. I’m not sure when it’s due but can’t be long now. Maybe she’ll do a Jenny Craig deal then get knocked up with baby no. 3?

  2. Sean Brody says:

    Ace-hole

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