Somewhere in between stuffing her face with Tex-Mex, getting ‘intimate’ with fiancé Eric Johnson and tearing up her Weight Watchers contract into tiny pieces and laughing like a maniac, Jessica Simpson’s brain cell thought up an amazing name for her second child.
No, I’m not saying that’s ace, that’s what she’s actually decided to call
“[She's] told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” a source told Us Weekly.
Ace is probably the only boy’s name she knew how to spell.
And, ‘Ace Johnson’ sounds like an obscure sexual fetish her dad Papa Joe’s possibly into or the name of a p°rn star.
Which is probably exactly the vibe jess was going for.
Yay! So that’s the to do list for the year sorted – more
ice cream!, chicken!, tuna!