BRITNEY SPEARS SPENDS THE DAY WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE AS HE AGREES TO RELOCATE TO LAS VEGAS WITH HER

Aw look- Britney Spears spent the day with her two sons, Sean P and Jayden James and their dad Kevin Federline, his girlfriend Victoria Prince plus assorted other kids he’s fathered (chavs are always uber-fertile: fact and I say this as an uber-fertile chav myself).

And if you’re looking for a definition of the word ‘chav’ – here you go:-

Bless. That tattoo on his arm is a left-over from his brief career as a rapper- which was of course financed by Britney and notable only because he was the worst rapper in history.

Here’s a brief reminder of those days – thanks to the best television advert EVER.

He’s not as stupid as he looks though.

K-Fed’s basically the best-paid full-time manny in the entire state of California. He gets paid several hundred thousand dollars a month plus expenses for looking after his and Britney’s kids- which ain’t bad work now they’re both at school.

It’s not a bad life for someone who spends their days smoking weed and eating junk food. I bet you any money he bought that tent along to the boys’ football match so he could roll up a couple of covert spliffs and smoke them away from the prying eyes of the teachers and other parents.

This isn’t a new thing Britney playing nice with Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria – they’ve been on good terms for a couple of years now quietly co-parenting and a source tells me that they will indeed be relocating en masse to Las Vegas when she does.

For a price, of course.

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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7 Responses to BRITNEY SPEARS SPENDS THE DAY WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE AS HE AGREES TO RELOCATE TO LAS VEGAS WITH HER

  1. jojo says:

    He’ll follow her anywhere she’s paying the bills for ALL his baby’s mama’s

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  3. Mrs B says:

    Grand! That’s REALLY what we need in Vegas – another “douche bag”in polyester clothes! Oi vey…..

  4. Jr says:

    He was so lovely on the reality show in Australia. Really likeable.

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      was he? I don’t mind old Kev to be honest. I think he has Brit’s best interests at heart – along with his own that is.

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