Kim Kardashian Looks Like An Italian Grandmother In Grieving Crossed With Donald Duck

Kim Kartrashian popped to the loo last night and, presumably after sniffing her vagina, decided that the world needed a photograph of her with a freshly-adjusted prosthetic baby bump in the lavatory- wearing lips by her surgeon and clothing by Azzedine Alaïa and Dolce & Gabbana. She's starting to look like someone stretched an Italian grieving grandmother's black lace cap and dress outfit over Donald Duck. In fact, if you've ever wondered what it's like having dinner with Kimbo then it's probably pretty much like this Donald gif, apart from she'd be staring at herself in the video app on her iPhone with that expression on her face all the way through. Until someone mentions paying her money. Then she'd pay attention. Anyway, talking of La Trash- here's In Touch Weekly's cover for this week. 'Meltdown over busted zipper': LOL. Donald Duck needs to start wearing maternity clothing if she's going to pull off this whole eating her face off in order to pretend she's 'pregnant' thing.  

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21 Responses to Kim Kardashian Looks Like An Italian Grandmother In Grieving Crossed With Donald Duck

  1. Sean Brody says:

    Some real quality here. Laughing away at my desk.

  2. jojo says:

    She’s an idiot, that weight pregnant or not will not be fun getting rid of…

  3. Freak on a Leash says:

    She’s lookin’ balanced and probably has an appointment for additional, but temporary, butt implants.

    • BOHOMOTH says:

      Yeah you’re right. The butt has to arrive several hours after the rest of her or things aren’t right with the world.

  4. Jameson says:

    She cannot have enough pics taken of herself can she?

    I know I make sure at least once a day I stand in front of a mirror in some random bathroom and take a pic of myself. wtf?!

  5. Jade says:

    I think she’s going for an endorsement — Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, etc. And she’s doing a good job piling it on.

  6. Robyn says:

    OMG I was laughing so hard I almost fell on the floor…. This was a great comparison Daffy Duck and the Italian Grandmother smh!

  7. Angelinaballerina says:

    Ha ha her arse and her lips are growing at the same rate as her belly!

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  10. Zilly says:

    Hope she can find some time for the baby, Kims ego needs stroking all the time, why else would she post pictures of herself.

    I have 1 question where is Kanye?

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  12. sassy says:

    for the love of God woman – wear clothing that fit your SIZE not your EGO

  13. Freak on a Leash says:

    Going by the pic on the front page at TMZ, she snapped this selfie before walking into her legal deposition. And she claims all the divorce stress might hurt the fetus? Conceited self-centered egomaniac liar. I hope Kris H. continues this long slow drag through her own manure.

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