Socialist Millionaire Robert Pattinson Wears His Che Guevara T-Shirt For A Walk With Kristen Stewart

Ah look- love’s young dream strolling around Los Angeles looking hungover to hell and back with a gang of paparazzi in tow.

I’ve spoken enough about them this week but I wanted to ask why is public school educated Rob still wearing that ratty old Che Guevara t-shirt that he’s had since 2010?

Is he another poorly-educated posh British thicko who managed to stay in school because his parents were paying for him to be there and has no idea of the violent and bloody history involved here?

Or is the multi-millionaire a socialist now?

Here’s some of his hero’s thoughts in his own words.

“Hatred as the central element of our struggle! Hatred that is intransigent…hatred so violent that it propels a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him violent and cold- blooded killing machine…We reject any peaceful approach. Violence is inevitable. To establish Socialism rivers of blood must flow! The imperialist enemy must feel like a hunted animal wherever he moves. Thus we’ll destroy him! These hyenas are fit only for extermination. We must keep our hatred alive and fan it to paroxysm! The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims!”

For more Che-isms click here, here and here. 

I hope we don’t now see swathes of Twihard sheep wearing Che Guevara t-shirts in the hopes that Rob will see them, decide they’re his soulmate and that poster with slobbery holes around the mouth on the wall of their bedroom will come to life and take their virginiteh!


About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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13 Responses to Socialist Millionaire Robert Pattinson Wears His Che Guevara T-Shirt For A Walk With Kristen Stewart

  1. paramount says:

    Thank you for writing about this. Anyone wearing a Che t-shirt but particularly people who wear them as fashion (is there any other reason?) really annoy the cuban coffee out of me! They have NO idea.

  2. jojo says:

    Don’t worry Rob the contract’s almost up…

  3. Freak on a Leash says:

    He figures if it worked for Johnny Depp it works for him too.

  4. faithful says:

    And as we all know, capitalists never killed anybody.

  5. Payal says:

    Weird but I always think robert has very smelly feet.

  6. DD says:

    Robert Pattinson is just nasty.

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  8. nightatthemuseum says:

    Hm, not sure why you keep insisting Rob went to public school. He went to a private school, big difference. Public school = aristos and trust funds, private school = aspirational middle classes. Both his parents worked. Thicko? Hardly. He got A Levels and was considering University. And it’s not a Che shirt, it’s a Bob Marley Cha one, isn’t it? Apart from the factual errors, love the snark here!!

  9. Hey – what’s with Bob Marley t-shirt!? I sense a post here ‘robert pattinson supports marijuana smoking and free love’ or something like that.

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  12. John says:

    Funny how people claim that Che killed innocents…no evidence of this. What was wrong with overthrowing the brutal U.S installed dictatorship of Cuba? The regime killed over 20,000 Cubans. After the revolution around 200 who took part in the killing of the 20,000 were shot.

    Remember who Che was fighting against…U.S armed, trained and funded death-squads overthrowing democratically elected governments to install brutal dictators who would do as the U.S says just because they were slightly socialist. These death-squads killed well over 100,000 innocent people.

    Fighting for freedom and dignity was Che’s crime.

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