Snowhan: Ari Snow Locks Lips With Lindsay Lohan In More Ways Than One- James Franco’s Loss Is His Gain

Snowhan are going strong it seems.

Lindsay Lohan’s new beau Avi Snow not only risked life and limb by putting his tongue down her throat at one of his band’s gigs the other night he’s also pretty much confirmed that he’s been doing the horizontal Harlem Shake with the troubled former actress-turned-pro fellon.

Whilst most men when given the option would rather put their penis in a bear trap, musician Snow tells E! News: “She’s really awesome, and she’s a lot of fun.” He adds, “I would definitely call her one of our biggest supporters.”

‘Fun’ translates in men-speak as he’d never have a serious relationship with Lilo but she could suck a golf ball out of a hose pipe if she thinks she’s going to get a line and a vodka out of it.

The poor thing’s totally being used by him to get his band reams of free publicity – which is the last thing she needs especially as he’s clearly enabling her addictions.

Meanwhile, James Franco’s been telling the world that he passed on the chance to explore Lohan’s firecrotch – according to Celebrity VIP Lounge who have the details.

When a self-admitted chronic masturbator turns his nose up at sleeping with you and you’re considered at least one level below a w@nk, you know it’s time to hang up your vagina and call it a day.

 

 

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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7 Responses to Snowhan: Ari Snow Locks Lips With Lindsay Lohan In More Ways Than One- James Franco’s Loss Is His Gain

  1. jojo says:

    How anyone can have sex with Lohan knowing what STD’s lurk there is beyond be…

    As far as James Franco I have always gotten the gay vibe form him…

  2. Jocelyn says:

    Ew she just grosses me out!!

  3. Allie says:

    Just what she needs… a new relationship. He can visit her in rehab or jail.

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  5. DD says:

    Gross. She can’t even take care of herself.

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