Jessica Alba Von Trapps The Family For Easter With Sugar-Coated On-Trend Pastel Palette

Jessica Alba played the adorable card this Easter Sunday with an on-trend all-family act that literally makes me want to puke after a sugar coated weekend.

Jessica had her household staff and assistants rifle rifled through the closets with the aim of pulling every sickly pastel garment possible, and styled the family as a walking cliche/fashion victim troupe.

Salmon pink, lemon, mint, lilac and pale blue - each of her daughters Honour and Haven, and Cash-in Warren were coordinated with hands on for the cameras has-it-all celebu-mom Alba in the hot palette of the season for an Easter family day out at Warren's dad's house in California on Sunday.

This would be cute as can be if it all didn't look so overly styled. Even the Beckhams wouldn't go to these lengths to look effortlessly happy.

No doubt there is a Von-Trapping your family chapter in Jess's new GOOP-esque book, 'The Honest Life'.

About Aisling O'Connor

Aisling is an Irish fashion, pop culture and lifestyle writer whose work can be seen in Harpers Bazaar, The Atlantic, The Daily Mail and The Independent's Irish edition and many others. With a unique sartorial perspective, she strives to translate high fashion and street style into accessible looks - and savage often ridiculous celebrity stylings as a matter of public service.
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12 Responses to Jessica Alba Von Trapps The Family For Easter With Sugar-Coated On-Trend Pastel Palette

  1. Jen Paul says:

    Ewww. Way too saccharine. I hate those socks on kids too. The 70′s called and demanded that Alba keep their look tyvm.

  2. jojo says:

    She has got to get rid of that free-loader…

  3. Kook says:

    I used to rip all the lace off my frilly girls socks as a child. My mother drive me nuts with those socks!

  4. Pamela says:

    This is kinda of weird. Does anyone else notice how much their younger child does not look related to either parent?!

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  6. Sugartits says:

    That kids only living relative is the honey monster!

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