I had a woe-inspiring shoulder ache yesterday from being hunched over a computer all day like a deranged Gollum but that’s nothing compared to the hammering poor old Nick Cannon’s back’s had this week.
The 32-year-old San Diego-born comic has been on holiday with wife Mariah Carey celebrating her birthday and after sitting on him on Sunday, she insisted on forcing him to carry her to the pool area yesterday.
And, what did she do once there?
Why jump in fully-clothed, that’s what.
And if you’re wondering why she would do such a thing, your answer is about an inch to the right of the bottom left of the above photo.