Joan Rivers Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow’s A Bit of A Joke Like The Rest Of Us Do

[caption id="attachment_32847" align="alignright" width="336" caption="Gwyneth Paltrow Actually Resembled Nicole Kidman More Than Joan Rivers..."][/caption] Remember during one of the many interviews that Gwyneth Paltrow's given recently that she mentioned that she had botox and it made her look "crazy" like Joan Rivers? Well, the latter rang up Peoplemagazine (saying: “I would have written the response myself, but I have so much Botox in my thumbs, I can’t type,") to give her thoughts on the subject. “First reaction: ‘Ooh, she watches Fashion Police!’” Rivers cackled. “It just made me laugh. She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary!” The 79-year-old Brooklyn-born comedienne added that basically there's nothing la Goop can say about her surgery because she's already in on the joke: “I’ve always been open about what I do, because I want [women] to be able to get Botox and not look like a Sharpei,” she says. “[Lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: ‘I’m beautiful naturally and you’re not.’” Then, presumably talking about IT'S GWIIIN being born with a golden butt plug in her arse, Joan added: “You’ve got the golden ring, enjoy it!” “If she lived in New York, I’d tell her to go to hell,” she added. But as she lives in London, Rivers attempted a British-flavoured geographical jab: “Go to Halifax!” That last joke's about as embarassing as Gwyneth trying to speak French this week. While being interviewed with Iron Man co-star Robert Downey Junior by Paris-based TV channel M6, Goop insisted on answering questions in French, even though she speaks the language at such a hideously basic school-girl level with such a strong American accent that viewers would have understood her better had she just replied in English as RDJ did. But that wouldn't be self-servingly egotistical would it? Listen and cringe:    

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
This entry was posted in Celebrity and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.
Related On Partner Sites

11 Responses to Joan Rivers Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow’s A Bit of A Joke Like The Rest Of Us Do

  1. Boadaciousbetty says:

    She looks more like Claire Daines every day.

  2. jojo says:

    Actually I think Goopie looks every bit of 40…maybe a little older, and for the resources she has she should look a lot better.

  3. sylly says:

    What’s ironic is that Gwynnie is totally rocking that botox nose-wrinkle in the first picture. That’s the problem with opening your mouth and lying about cosmetic surgery instead of just saying nothing. Everyone starts looking at you more closely :)

  4. Robyn says:

    Joan is so funny.

  5. Annemarie says:

    That is why I love Joan Rivers…. Gwyn is a joke!

  6. Roberta says:

    At least someone still has their head on straight! LOL

  7. Ant0scar says:

    “…que j’ai travaillé avec”!! Oh Gwen – please give up trying to be a polyglot and just write another book on the merits of organic mung bean smoothies. Even your singing was less painful on the ear than this…

  8. Peggy Guggenheim says:

    I have a gluten allergy so I’m allergic to the rich white bred.

  9. Sugartits says:

    I know who I’d rather go to the pub with.
    Joan may have a crazy face, but at least she’s alright in the head.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Kate Middleton pregnant

Hip, Hip, Hoo-RAH: Kate Middleton Is Sprogged Up Again (Yes, Really)

Well dust off your street party bunting and Union Jack flags because Catherine, Duchess MORE...

Joan Rivers Death

Joan Rivers’ Death: The Majority of Celebrity Tributes are Totally Missing the Point

Joan Rivers died yesterday and, moments after they switched off the life support machine, MORE...


Rita Ora Attempts the Four-In-One Mullet, Fails

  So, I’ve found something to put on my 5-year plan; never end up MORE...


Kimye: Plastic and Waxed at the GQ Awards in London

Kanye Kardashian sneered lovingly at wife Kimmode as she stood about in a metal MORE...