MTV Movie Awards 2013: Brad Pitt – Dazed and Confused

Brad Pitt turned up at the MTV Movie Awards last night- proving that a midlife crisis can sometimes often trundle on for years with no discernible ending in sight.

The 48-year-old Moneyball star looked as if he had no clue where he actually was as he took to the stage to present movie of the year – having no doubt smoked his way through an entire medical marijuana pharmacy before he left the house.

No wonder he was looking dazed and confused – at the start of the night when Brad heard that ‘Iron Mangina’ was in the Studio City, California venue, he probably freaked out that Angelina Jolie had turned up uninvited after deciding to make him impregnate her again.

He needn’t have let his weed paranoia get the better of him though – it was just the host Rebel Wilson doing a comedy entrance.

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.
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23 Responses to MTV Movie Awards 2013: Brad Pitt – Dazed and Confused

  1. Canuck says:

    Hahahaha, “Iron Mangina” has a camel toe. Lolol

    His hair is sooooooo awful, he looks like someone’s granny.

    http://partywiththis.com/Granny-Wig-Grey-p-619.html

  2. Guest says:

    Jerk!!! Stupid man

  3. jojo says:

    He probably sits alone stoned wondering how did I get in this mess….

  4. thestonedone says:

    “No wonder he was looking dazed and confused – at the start of the night when Brad heard that ‘Iron Mangina’ was in the Studio City, California venue, he probably freaked out that Angelina Jolie had turned up uninvited after deciding to make him impregnate her again.”

    Hilarious. Roflmao.

    Iron Mangina fits Angelina Jolie perfectly.

  5. Angelinaballerina says:

    Gawd he’s too old for MTV and it shows

  6. Iron Mangina lol!
    I cannot believe I used to fancy this douche (Meet Joe Black).
    Scarlett xoxoxoxo

  7. adele says:

    is this brad pitt. this is unbelieveable

  8. adele says:

    what happened to this man.

  9. Payal says:

    I can smell him from here

  10. Boadaciousbetty says:

    Mangina is my new best word.

  11. Tom says:

    Jen Paul…
    By reading this post of yours… You make it sound, like Brad is afraid of Angelina, BUT in your previous post; You say that Brad is the one who is controlling!! So which its??

  12. sassy says:

    awww the hot is officially gone from Mr Pitt…….*sads*

  13. Take Two Aspirins says:

    Hahaha. I’m enjoying seeing this. It’s always annoyed me how he seemed to get off scott free (media and tabloid wise) for his affair. It was always Jen vs. Angelina with him seemingly having had nothing to do with the situation. Finally, karma has caught up to him with a vengeance — and I love it! It’s nice to see him so miserable and stuck in his fate! Life was so boring before, right Brad??? Enjoy the adventure! heeheehee……..

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  15. sylly says:

    Brad Pitt turned up at the MTV Movie Awards last night- proving that a midlife crisis can sometimes often trundle on for years with no discernible ending in sight.
    ————————————————————————————————————–
    This. Combined with the absolutely perfect accompanying picture proves, once again, that you are the Queen of Snarky and Hilarious-Because-It’s-True Celebrity gossip, Jen Paul :)

    Never change!

  16. That’s great – your site is the best! U r too funny!

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